Yeh paigaam aaye

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye, Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye, Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum, Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye.

Lab kabhi muskurati nahi

Dil main jo hain wo hotho pe aati nahi, Is liye lab kabhi muskurati nahi, Aankhe neer bhati nahi, Nigahen dhundhati hain sirf uss nigah ko, Jis nigah mein mera intejar kabhi thi hi nahi.

Wo Kick Jo ek aashiq ko us ki Mashooq k

Wo Kick Jo ek aashiq ko us ki Mashooq k Bhai Se Lagti Hai Wo Kick Jo Ek Gol Matol Football Ko Badi zor se Lagti Hai Wo Kick Jo Khare Khare Achanak Piche Se Gadha Mar Jata Hai wo Kick Ho Hum Gussay Mein Kisi Cheez Ko Mar Bethday Hain Happy Kick Day

Confession Day hai Apne Ap Ko Badalne ka Din Apne andr

Confession Day hai Apne Ap Ko Badalne ka Din Apne andr Ye cheez Peda karne ka k agr koi Ghalti Ho Jay To Usse Manna Chahiye na k Galti Ko Chupana Chahiye Apni Galtiuon Ka Aytiraaaf kro or Bahaduri Se kam kro Happy Confession Day

bin uskay zindagi dard hai

Bin uskay zindagi dard hai tanhai hai Meri aankhon main kion mot simat ayyee hai Kehtay hain log dost ko apna kaho dost main phir kion ruswayee hai wo na aya to dil ko lubhanay ko mere Shab- e -hijar main uski yad chali ayee hai

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo

Roses r red, Violets r blue, Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too. Not in the cage but laughing at u.

Mamu ka dost

Mamu : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Mamu ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Ek hi gear dete hai

Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

Meine chaha hai tumhein had se badh kar

Meri deewangi ko galat na samjhna Meine chaha hai tumhein had se badh kar Meri zindagi se kabhi door na jana Meine paya hai tumhein hathoun ki lakeero se lar kar

bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah

Bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah, seene se lagalo aanchal ki tarah, gham ke raste pe na chodna akele, warna tut jaynge payal ki tarah.