To be honest….

A man saw 3 parrots for sale. He was shocked by abnormally high prices. The owner says, “the first parrot can run ms office. Price 10 thousand.” “Other parrot for 15 thousnd, A programmer.” The last parrot carried a tag of Rs.50 thousand. What does he do? Owner replies: to be honest he does nothing … Continue reading To be honest….

Jaria tujhe karib se janne ka

Najaria alag tha tujhe dekhne ka, Jaanna chahati thi tere maan ke tano ka, Bhool jana agar galatfehmi hoto, Ye to jaria tha tujhe karib se janne ka.

Love kai ASOOL

LOVE KAI ASOOL 1.MOHABBAT JISS SAY KERO OUSI KAI RAHO. 2.DOSRI LARKIYUON KO BILKUL BHI NA DAIKHO. 3.JHOT NA BOLO. 4.GIRL FRIEND SAI HI SHADI KERO..

We met it was Luck!

We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

Hutch is still following me

One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy? He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”

Aapko milae Zindagi ki har khushi

Aapki Zindagi mein kabhi koi gam na ho Aapki Aankhe kabhi nam na ho Aapko mile Zindagi ki har khushi Bhalehi uss khushi mein hum na ho.

is duniya se tumse pahele main chala jaaonga

Is Duniya Se Tumse Pahle Main Chala Jaaonga Aasmaan Par Jakar Ek Aashiyana Banaunga Jahan Chand Aur Taare Tumara Kahna Manega Wahan Main Tumahare Pyaar Ka Jahan Sajaunga

1st friend :Bro can i use your phone

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfirned? . . . 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial  

Kisi ne dil badal liya

Kisi ne dil badal liya, Kisi ne dhadkan badal li, Aap ke paas kuch bhi na tha badalne ko, Toh aap ne mandir mein jakar chapel badal li.