You are my sweet sona, I don’t want to khona, Plz give me your heart ka kona, Otherwise I’ll start rona dhona.
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?” Witness: “By death.” Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
Husband: “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.” Wife replied: “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!”
Bihari goes to a shop and ask : “Ye bandarva ka photu kitne ka hai re…?” Shopkeeper : Woh photu nahi saheb “Woh to seesa hai…!”
1 Bhikari Ki Lottery lagi to Us ne Masjid banwai. 2nd Bhikari: Tu ne Masjid Q banwai? 1st: Is ke Saamne ab mein Akela hi Bheek maango ga;-) (Business Mind)
Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.
Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum
Tum dur sahi, majboor sahi, Par yaad tu har waqt aate ho. Tum saans waha par lete ho, Par baas yahan par aati hai. Pagal insaan colgate istemaal kar, Bas 5 rupaye ki aati hai.
Kash khusiyo ki dukan hoti, Hame bhi us ki pahechan hoti, Bhardete aap ka daman khusiyo se, Kimat us ki chayeh hamare jaan hoti.