Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae

Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae. Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..

Mamala khattam karo

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.

Make me feel like a wife

A girl remove her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend And said, “Make me feel like a wife” Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at his Girl friend and said “wash both of these”.

If u want success in life

If u want success in life then: Be as sweet as honey, Be as regular as clock , Be as fresh as rose, Be as soft as tissue, Be as strong as rock, Be as sure as death and Be as smart as me…!

Barso tak thi jise pani se alergy

Baharo phool barsao mera “dost” aaya hai, Hotho pe muskan, gali mein mehak laya hai, Barso tak thi jise pani se “alergy” Woh aaj “lux” se nahaya hai.

Khuda se kya mangu tere vaaste

Khuda se kya mangu tere vaaste, Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste, Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah, Khushboo phool ka sath nibhati hai jis tarah.

If you get Diamond

Old Friends are Gold, New Friends are Diamond, If you get Diamond, Don’t forget the Gold, B’coz Gold only hold Diamond.

Someone misses U

Someone… Misses U… Needs U… Worries about U Lonely without U Guess who? The monkey in The ZOO …

Rich proposal

What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl? Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”

Katra katra behte rahe aansu

Katra katra behte rahe aansu, Or hum unhe sukha bhi na sake, Isse badi wafa ki saza kya hogi ? Wo roye mujse lipat ke kisi or ke liye, Or hum mana bhi na kar sake.