Eid ke is mubarak khusnama din..

Eid ke is mubarak khusnama din.. Ko meri allah se yeh dua hai ki Apki zindagi is eid ke khushnuma din Ki tareh hamesha khushiyon se bhari rahe.

Three dreams of a man:

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

Difference between watch & wife

What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!

Ek aishwarya thi deewani si

Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake, sharma ke, Hrithik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chithiya likha karti thi, kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se, par na jane kis se darti thi, jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai

Vapas karne aaya hai

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, Har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Chot to khaye magar gila na karay

Suna hai mohabbat usay duaen dete hai Jo chot to khaye magar gila na karay.

Aapke saath mein aapke baap aayenge

Raat hogi toh neend aayegi, Neend aayegi toh khawab aayenge, Khawab aayenge toh aap aayenge, Aap aayenge toh saath mein aapke baap aayenge, Phir na neend ayegi, na khawab aayenge.

This the best excuse for if you slap someone in

This the best excuse for if you slap someone in the face, just say

try and impress anyone

I have reached a point in life where i feel it is no longer necessary to try and impress anyone. if they like me the way i am, Good, and if they don’t it’s their loss.

jo meri ankho pe marta tha

Jo Meri Ankho Pe Marta Tha Meri Baton Pe Marta Tha Na Janay Shakhs Tha Kesa? Mujhy Khony Se Darta Tha Wo Jab B Bat Karta Tha Yehi Har Bar Kehta Tha Suno Agar Me Bhol Jaon To Agar Me Roth Jaon To Kabhi Wapis Na Aon To Bhula Pao Gay Sab Kuch Kia Yohi … Continue reading jo meri ankho pe marta tha