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A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near…

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips. MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger , , GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…

What do you call a wife who is sexy…

What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A rumor!

Just recharge the battery

Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode. Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily. Girl: Just recharge the battery

It’s too tight…

Girl:It’s too tight Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly, Gal: Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal: It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

  Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

What’s the definition of a ‘lesbian?’

Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ? A: Just another damn Woman….. trying to do a man’s job!!!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked…

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “Can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl: “See I told you not to worry!!!!”

Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA

Q:  Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

Start your day with a lot of SEX ..

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Sex is a sensation

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?;)