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Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES … So make the best move before CHECKMATE….

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left…!!

Heart can Skip beat for a while… Memories can be kept in d file… A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life .

My relationship is a crossed cheque of Rs.HAPPY/- for u. when u feel upset and alone, withdraw it from my a/c. when u r too happy, deposit it in my heart.

Life equation:
Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Njoy.
Pigs=Eat+Sleep.
So,
Human=Pigs+Wrk+Njoy.
Human-Njoy=Pigs+Wrk.
Therefore Humans Who
Dont Njoy=PIGS AT WORK!

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I really dont know what to say
Nothing I guess
Because anything that comes out of my mind,
you interpret to a lie
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thanks for trusting me

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

The person who cooked up this sentence must be a vocabulary genius. “I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications’ incomprehensibleness” – This is a completely meaning ful sentence where the Nth word is N letters long. Eg. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long