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Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue
pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair se nikaltay hue khoon par baithe
hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam…….. I miss you

A group of professional people posed this question
to a group of four-through eight-year-olds,
“What does love mean?”

The answers they got were broader and deeper
than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

“Love is that first feeling you feel before
all the bad stuff gets in the way.”

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend
over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it
for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too.
That’s love.”

“When someone loves you, the way they say
your name is different. You
know that your name is safe in their mouth.”

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and
a boy puts on shaving cologne
and they go out and smell each other.”

“Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad
but you don’t yell at them because you know it
would hurt their feelings.”

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

“Love is when my Mommy makes coffee for my
daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him,
to make sure the taste is OK.”

“Love is when you kiss all the time.
Then when you get tired of kissing,
you still want to be together and you talk more.
My mommy and daddy are like that.
They look gross when they kiss.”

“Love is what’s in the room with you at
Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”

“If you want to learn to love better,
you should start with a friend who
you hate.”

“Love is hugging.
Love is kissing.
Love is saying no.”

“When you tell someone something bad about
yourself and you’re scared they won’t love you anymore.
But then you get surprised because not only do
they still love you, they love you even more.”

“There are two kinds of love
Our love. God’s love.
But God makes both
kinds of them.”

“Love is when you tell a guy you like
his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see
anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”

“Love is when Mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.”

“Love is when Mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and
still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after
you left him alone all day.”

“I know my older sister loves me because
she gives me all her old clothes
and has to go out and buy new ones.”

“I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom
says she only picks on me because she loves me.
So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.”

“Love cards like Valentine’s cards say stuff on them
that we’d like to say ourselves,
but we wouldn’t be caught dead saying.”

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down
and little stars come out of you.”

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it.
But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”

“God could have said magic words to make the nails
fall off the cross, but He didn’t….that’s love.

Mat roko rone do mujhe,
Aansuon ko pee jane do…..

Woh chali gayi apni yaaden dekar,
Uski yaadon mein he kho jane do…..

Har pal roti hai aankhe meri,
Ke ashkon ko bhi jum jane do…..

Ab to din ke ujale se bhi dar lagta hai,
Mujhe raat ke andhere me hi rahne do…..

Kaise bayaan karoon dil ka dard lafzon me,
Ankho ko he sab keh jane do…..

Ab saha nahi jata usse judaai ka dard,
Ke zahar ko hi mukti samajh kar apnane do…..

Ab koi tamanna nahi meri jeeene ki,
Mujhe mout ke pehlu me so jane do….

gar tapakta Ashkon ki jagah Lahoo aankhon se…
Koi kisi ko phir shayed hi rulaata…

Dil ke tootne ki hoti jo Awaaz…
Toh tumhein mere dard ka andaza ho paata…

Yaadein jo na aati yun khamoshi se chupke chupke…
To mere ghar ki Rounaq hoti teri mehfil se bhi zyada…

Na hota agar chaand mein daag…
Teri khubsoorti ka mujhe tod mil jata…

Agar karta na koi kisi se be-wafaai…
To shayron mein mera naam kahan se aata…
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kitaabon mein mere fasaane dhoondte hain
naadaan hain guzre zamaane dhoondte hain

jab woh the….!! talaash-e-zindagi bhi thi
ab to maut ke thikaane dhoondte hain..!!

kal khud hi apni mehfil se nikaala tha..!!
aaj hue se deewaane dhoondte hain…!!

musaafir be-khabar hain teri aankhon se
tere shahar mein maikhaane dhoondte hain

tujhe kya pataa ae sitam dhaane waale
hum to rone ke bahaane dhoondte hain…!!

unki aankhon ko youn dekho na
naye teer hain…!! nishaane dhoondte hain..!!

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Sab se Chuppa Ker Dard,
Jo Woh Muskura Diya

Us Ki Hansi Ne Aaj to Mujh ko Rulla Diya
Lehjey Sey Uth Raha Tha Her Ik Derd Ka Dhuaan

Chehra Bata Raha Tha Kay Kuch Ganwa Diya
Awaz Main Thehrao Tha Aankhon Main Nammi Thi
Aur Keh Raha Tha K Main Ne Sab Kuch Bhulla Diya

Janey Kiya Usko Logoon Sey Thin Shikayaten
Tanhayion Kay Dais Main Khud Ko Basa Diya

Khud Bhi Woh Hum se Bicher Ker Adhura Sa Ho Giya
Mujh Ko Bhi Itnay Logon Main Tanha Bana Diya…!!!

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Mare Sabar Ka Na Lay Imtihaan,
Mare Khaamoshi Ko Sadaa Na Day,
Jo Tare Baghair Na Jee Sake,
Usai zindagi Ki Duaa Na Day,
To Azeez Dill-o-nazar Se Hai,
To Qareeb Rag-o-jaan Sai Hai
Mare Jism-o-jaan Ka Yeh Faasla,
Kaheen Waqt Aur Barhaa Na Day,
Tujhe Bhool Ke Na Bhulaa Sakoon,
Tujhe Chah Ke Bhi Na Paa Sakoon,
Meri Hasratoon Ko Shumaar Kar,
Meri Chahatoon Ka Silaa Na Day,
Wo Tarap Jo Shula-e-jaan Main Thi,
Mere Tan Badan Se Lipat Gayi,
Jo Bujha Sake To Bujha esey,
Na Bujhaa Sake To Hawaa Na De,
Tujhe Agar Milein Kabhi Fursatein,
Mere Shaam Phir Se Sanwaar Day,
Agar Qatal Karna Hai To Qatal Kar ,
Yoon Judaaiyoon Ki Sazaa Na Day,

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Dil bhool nahi paata
Woh khuwaab Mohabbat ka
Dil bhool nahi paata
Kya bhed anokha hai
Jab sochne betho to
Kuch yaad nahi aata
Ek pal ke liye phir bhi
Woh khuwaab Mohabbat ka

Dil bhool nahi paata
Karne ke liye us se

Baatein to bohat si hain
Socha hai bohat lekin

Kuch yaad nahi aata
Dil bhool nahi paata

Yaad Karega jab tu mujhe,
shayad is duniya mein,
mein na rahu.

Dhoond ne ke liye dur mat jana,
Hamesha sanso mein tere saath hu mein
Udhas hoga jab kabhi tu
Hasane ke liye shayad
mein na rahu,

Phir bhi hasna mat chorna
kyun ki hasi mein teri khil rahi hu mein.
Thak jaoge kabhi, goom ho jaoge kabhi,
mere liye do boond aansu bhi bahaoge kabhi
Lekin aansu pochne ke liye
shaayad mein na rahu,

Phir bhi Jeena mat chorna
kyun ki jine mein tere jee rahi hu mein.
Wo Subhaa kaisi, jahaan Suraj nahin!
Wo Zindagi kaisi, jahaan Kushiyaan nahin!
Wo Pyaar kaisa, jahaan Tum nahin!

Mujhe wo Suraj chahiye jo apni roshni se
Mujhe tumse milne ka rasta dikha sake,
Mujhe wo Zindagi chahiye,
jisme khushi Tumse milne ke baad muje mile.
Mujhe wo Pyaar chahiye, jo mujhe sirf Tumse mile

Jab dard puranay ho baithay..
Jab `yaad ka jugnu`raakh hua
Jab aankh main aaansoo barf huay
Jab zakhm se dil manoos hua
Jab tees ko chubhna bhool gia
Tab mujh peh khula main zinda hun!!!
Phir dil ko dharhakna yaad aya!!!
Jab karb ki lambi rahon main
Ahsas k baal safaid huay
Ya soch ki sarma dhoopon main
Alaam ka mevah khushk hua
Jab aankhain ‘be sailaab’huin
Jab neendain Aandhi ho baithin
Jab khawabain b ‘be khawab’ huin
Jab chaand charha be dardi ka
jab tanhaii ka seena b
Ser rakhnay ki aagosh laga
Jab rait peh likhi yaadon ko
Be mehr hawa ne cheen lia
Jab hosh ki kachi dewarain
Tasweeron se azad huin
Jab ‘yaad ruttain’ be dad huin
Tab mujh peh khula main zinda hun!!!
Phir dil ko dharakna yaad aya!!!