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1) SUCCESS isn’t a matter of being the BEST & WINNING the race;
Success is a matter of HANDLING the WORST & FINISHING the race..!

2) ABC:ALWAYS BE CAREFUL,
DEF: DONT EVER FORGET (ME),
JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVING ME,
NOPQRSTUVW: NO OTHER PERSON QUITE RIGHT SHALL TREAT U VERY WELL,
UR LOVING XYZ.

3) Getting frnd is like sunrise,it hapns daily. Getting true frnd is like
rain, it occurs yearly But getting dear frnd like U is like TSUNAMI once in a life time.

4) Alone?
I’ll be ur shadow..

Want 2cry?
Here’s my shoulder..

Need a hug?
I’embrace u tight…

Coz where ur strength ENDS,
my worth of being ur friend BEGINS…

5) I’m sending u
this Magical Rose.
It reminds me of u,
the way that it glows.
It’s been touched with a
Blessing
from Angels above.
I sent it to u
to show u my Luv

6) When my arms cant reach people who r close to my heart, I always hug them
with my prayers. May God grant u wht ur heart desires n keep u
happy..Gudnite

7) The WRONG kind of people DISLIKE U 4 the GOOD in U &
The RIGHT kind of people LIKE U KNOWING even D BAD in U..
That makes a Friendship strong..

As we sail through life, don’t avoid storms and rough waters, Just let it
pass. Just Sail. Always remember, Calm seas never make skillful sailors.

9) Art of living:
first of all,dont mk frndz.
if made,dont go close to thm.
if gone,dont like thm.
if liked,thn plz.. dont leave thm..
gud nyt swt drmz

10)
The Power
of GOD
within
you,
is
greater
than the
pressures
arround you.
KEEP GOING,GOD iS ALWAYS WiTH U.

An award winning joke in Britain:

A Chinese walks into a Bar and Saw Steven Spielberg and asked for his Autograph.

Spielberg slapped him and Said You Chinese people Bombed our Pearl Harbour.

Chinese replied, it was the Japanese who bombed and Not Us Chinese.

Chinese, Japanese, Taiwaneese you’re All the Same replied Spielberg.

Now the Chinese gave a slap and said,

You Sank The Titanic in which my Forefathers were travelling.

Spielberg said it Was the Iceberg thatSank the ship Not Me.

The chinese said Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg you’re All the Same.

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

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Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

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Don’t walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!
That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

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Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!!

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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

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A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles !

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So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

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All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

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When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
when tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

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Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
asmaan me taro ka nazara tha,
Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi ?

Toilette pepper
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!

ALPHABETS
I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

Dreams of a man
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Daily habit
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!

New Underwear
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.

Change ur underwear
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

I ever loved
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

aughty mind
It’s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

WARNING
WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!

How lucky you are, no brain no stress!

When u feel
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!