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	<title>Mobile Sms Sexy Sms Funny Sms Shayari Message Free Sms Jokes &#187; English Funny SMS</title>
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	<description>Mobile Romantic Shayari Sms Daly Birthday Sms Shayari Love Shayari romantic shayari</description>
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		<title>if u want 2 b happy 4 a short time&#8211;GET DRUNK</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/if-u-want-2-b-happy-4-a-short-time-get-drunk.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[if u want 2 b happy 4 a short time&#8211;GET DRUNK if u want 2 b happy 4 a Long time&#8211;FALL IN LOVE but if u want 2 b happy forever,Dont even think of dese two&#8230; Z@rGhOoN Kh@N 0322=3070748 Islamabad Â  Â  Funny SMS]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>if u want 2 b happy 4 a short time&#8211;GET DRUNK<br />
if u want 2 b happy 4 a Long time&#8211;FALL IN LOVE<br />
but if u want 2 b happy forever,Dont even think of dese two&#8230;</span></p>
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<div class="SenderDetails" style="background-image: url(http://www.smsxone.com/images/bgSender.jpg); width: 107px; height: 107px; text-align: center;"><strong>Z@rGhOoN Kh@N</strong><br />
0322=3070748 Islamabad Â  Â  Funny SMS</div>
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		<item>
		<title>a man ask from sardar aqal bari ya bhains?</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/a-man-ask-from-sardar-aqal-bari-ya-bhains.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sardar Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[a man ask from sardar aqal bari ya bhains? sardar totly confused and ask the man tum ne mujhe ullu samjh rakha hai. date of birth to batai he nahi..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">a man ask from sardar aqal bari ya bhains?<br />
sardar totly confused and ask the man<br />
tum ne mujhe ullu samjh rakha hai.<br />
date of birth to batai he nahi..<br />
</span></p>
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		<title>Tumhari Aankhen !!!</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/tumhari-aankhen-8.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/tumhari-aankhen-8.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Romantic Sms Shayari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Khalid Jab bhi aati hain khayalon main tumhari aankhen, Bheeg jati hain kisiÂ ghum se hamari aankhen. Dhal gai shaam andehre ne tanabain gariyaan, So gaien thak ke tere hijjar ki maari aankhen. Tum mere pass nahi phir bhi tumhara chehra, Sochti rehti hain yehÂ dard ki maari aankhen. Silsila toot bhi sakta tha barsaat ka kabhi, [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong><em><span>Khalid</span></em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em><span></p>
<p>Jab bhi aati hain khayalon main tumhari aankhen,</p>
<p>Bheeg jati hain kisiÂ ghum se hamari aankhen.</p>
<p>Dhal gai shaam andehre ne tanabain gariyaan,</p>
<p>So gaien thak ke tere hijjar ki maari aankhen.</p>
<p>Tum mere pass nahi phir bhi tumhara chehra,</p>
<p>Sochti rehti hain yehÂ dard ki maari aankhen.</p>
<p>Silsila toot bhi sakta tha barsaat ka kabhi,</p>
<p>Thaam leti na agar aankh tumhari aankhen.</p>
<p>Hum isi aas pe aankhon ko khula rakhte hain,</p>
<p>Laut aain na kisi rooz tumhari aankhen.</p>
<p>Gaate gaate hamain ik shakhs ki yaad aati hai,</p>
<p>Bheeeg jaati hain ser-e-bazam hamari aankhen.</p>
<p>Jaane kya baat hai kyon dekhti rehti hain,</p>
<p>Meri aankhon ki tarafÂ  shehar ki saari aankhen.(mkm)</p>
<p>============================================</p>
<p><a href="mailto:khalid.m@hotmail.co.uk">khalid.m@hotmail.co.uk</a></p>
<p>======================================</p>
<p></span></em></strong></p>
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		<title>Lovely SMS for a Lovely Person</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/lovely-sms-for-a-lovely-person.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/lovely-sms-for-a-lovely-person.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[brithday sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lovely msg for a Lovely Person from Lovely Friend For a Lovely Reason at a Lovely Time from a Lovely Mind in a Lovely Mood in a Lovely Style to wish you Have a Lovely &#8220;BirthDay&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lovely msg for a Lovely Person<br />
from Lovely Friend<br />
For a Lovely Reason<br />
at a Lovely Time<br />
from a Lovely Mind<br />
in a Lovely Mood<br />
in a Lovely Style<br />
to wish you<br />
Have a Lovely &#8220;BirthDay&#8221;</p>
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		<title></title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/2070-3.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/2070-3.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ascii SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#124;&#8221;"&#124; &#124;&#8221;"\ /&#8221;"&#8221;&#124; &#124;&#8221;"&#124; &#124;&#8221;&#8216;&#124; &#124; &#124; &#124; I S S &#124; &#124; &#124;,,&#124; &#124; &#124;,,,&#124; &#124;,,,&#124;\/&#124;,,,&#124; \,,,,,,/ ap kiya miss karogy Dekho hum ne kitna mis kiya.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="smsText"> |&#8221;"| |&#8221;"\ /&#8221;"&#8221;| |&#8221;"|  |&#8221;&#8216;|<br />
|   | | I S  S | |   |,,|  |<br />
|,,,| |,,,|\/|,,,| \,,,,,,/<br />
ap kiya miss karogy<br />
Dekho hum ne kitna mis kiya. </span></p>
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		<title>Girls Psychology</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/girls-psychology.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/girls-psychology.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hindi Joke]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Girls Psychology Fraud with Innocent Boys Fun with Handsome Boys Friendship with Charming Boys Contact with Intelligent Boys Flirt with Freaky Boys Love with Faithful Boys &#38; In the end Marriage with the Rich Boy ~ Moral of the story ~ Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo! Â ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Girls Psychology<br />
Fraud with Innocent Boys<br />
Fun with Handsome Boys<br />
Friendship with Charming Boys<br />
Contact with Intelligent Boys<br />
Flirt with Freaky Boys<br />
Love with Faithful Boys<br />
&amp;<br />
In the end<br />
Marriage with the Rich Boy<br />
~ Moral of the story ~<br />
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Â </span></span></p>
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		<title>Hindi SMS</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/hindi-sms-30.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hindi Shayari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chand ko chandani par garoor hai, Chandni ko chand par. Ham kis par garoor karein, hamara to chand hi hamse duur hai. Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha, hamne bula liya. Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya. MAT KARO KOI WADA JISE TUM NIBHA [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chand ko chandani par garoor hai, Chandni ko chand par.<br />
Ham kis par garoor karein, hamara to chand hi hamse duur hai.</p>
<p>Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha, hamne bula liya.<br />
Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam khuda ko barbad hone se bacha<br />
liya.</p>
<p>MAT KARO KOI WADA JISE TUM NIBHA NA SAKO,<br />
MAT CHAHO USE JISE TUM PA NA SAKO,<br />
PYAR KAHAN KISI KA POORA HOTA HAI,<br />
ISKA TO PEHLA SHABD HI ADHOORA HOTA HAI</p>
<p>Meri har khata par naraz na hona,<br />
Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona,<br />
Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko,<br />
Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona</p>
<p>Bhoolna tumhe na asaan hoga, jo bhule tumhe vo nadan hoga.<br />
Aap to baste ho rooh mein hamari, aap hume na bhule ye apka ehsan<br />
hoga</p>
<p>Har sham se tera izhaar kiya karte hai,<br />
Har khwab me tera didar kiya karte hai,<br />
Diwane hi to hai hum tere,<br />
Jo har waqt tere milne ka intzaar kiya karte hai.</p>
<p>Kabhi kisi se jikar-e-judai -mat karna..<br />
Is DIL se kabhi ruswai mat karna..<br />
Jab dil uth jaye humse to bata dena..<br />
Na bata kar bewafai mat karna.</p>
<p>Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,<br />
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,<br />
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,<br />
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake</p>
<p>Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,<br />
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,<br />
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,<br />
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna</p>
<p>Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,<br />
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,<br />
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,<br />
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho</p>
<p>Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai.<br />
Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai.<br />
Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se.<br />
Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai.</p>
<p>Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal.<br />
Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai.<br />
Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya.<br />
Mein khushnasib hun mujhe Intezar mila hai.</p>
<p>GAMO SE KYA DARNA WO TO SABHI KO MILTE HAIN<br />
PHOOLO KO DEKHO HAMESHA KAANTO KE BEECH KHILTE HAIN</p>
<p>Sehmi Sehmi nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,<br />
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge,<br />
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,<br />
Aap har gam bhula denge.</p>
<p>Chiraghon ki roshni jab zara hili,<br />
Laga tumhari ek aahat si mili,<br />
Jaake dekha jab dar pe,<br />
To phir wahi kafir hawa mili..</p>
<p>PYAR means&#8230;.<br />
P  Phone karna..<br />
Y  Yaad karna..<br />
A  Azadi khona..<br />
R  Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!<br />
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don&#8217;t PYAR.</p>
<p>Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge<br />
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge<br />
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle<br />
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge.</p>
<p>Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,<br />
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.<br />
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,<br />
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.</p>
<p>Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna<br />
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna.<br />
Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse,<br />
Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.</p>
<p>Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,<br />
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.<br />
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,<br />
Duur tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron&#8230;.</p>
<p>Dilo ko khareedne wale hazar mil jayege,<br />
Aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,<br />
Milega na aapko hum jesa koi,<br />
Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.</p>
<p>Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,<br />
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,<br />
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,<br />
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi&#8230;</p>
<p>Manzilain bhi uski thi,<br />
Rasta bhi uska tha.<br />
Ek main akela tha,Kafila bhi uska tha..<br />
Sath-Sath chalne ki soch bhi uski thi,<br />
Phir raasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha&#8230;<br />
Aaj kyun akela hoon,Dil sawal karta hai,<br />
Log to uske the,Kya KHUDA bhi uska tha&#8230;.?</p>
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		<title>Rishte SMS in Hindi</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/rishte-sms-in-hindi-7.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/rishte-sms-in-hindi-7.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 08:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[amazing facts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kuch gehre rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hain, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai. Rehte hai jo nigahon se dur, Wahi dil ke kareeb hote hain&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.mobilesms.co.in/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/1d767_Rishte-SMS.jpg" alt="Rishte SMS" width="180" height="240" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-5186" /></p>
<p>Kuch gehre rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hain,<br />
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai.<br />
Rehte hai jo nigahon se dur,<br />
Wahi dil ke kareeb hote hain&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Hindi Birthday SMS for Friends</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/hindi-birthday-sms-for-friends-9.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/hindi-birthday-sms-for-friends-9.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 08:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Sms]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mobilesms.co.in/hindi-birthday-sms-for-friends-9.html</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Uphar Kya Doon Sochta Hoon Ish Varsh Naya Khitab Kya Doon Gulab Se Badhkar Koi Phool Hota To Deta Jaroor Magar Jo Khud Gulab Hai Use Gulab Bhi Kya Doon&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.mobilesms.co.in/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/21e7d_Birthday-SMS.jpg" alt="Hindi Birthday SMS" width="225" height="220" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-5236" /></p>
<p>Janamdin Hai Aapka Sochta Hoon Uphar Kya Doon<br />
Sochta Hoon Ish Varsh Naya Khitab Kya Doon<br />
Gulab Se Badhkar Koi Phool Hota To Deta Jaroor<br />
Magar Jo Khud Gulab Hai Use Gulab Bhi Kya Doon&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Inspirational Quotes SMS in Hindi</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/inspirational-quotes-sms-in-hindi-2.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/inspirational-quotes-sms-in-hindi-2.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 07:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[amazing facts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Waqt kehta hai k fir nahi aaunga, Teri aankhon ko ab na rulaunga, Jeena hai to iss pal ko jee le, Shayad main kal tak na ruk paaunga.. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! LIVE IT..]]></description>
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<p>Waqt kehta hai k fir nahi aaunga,<br />
Teri aankhon ko ab na rulaunga,<br />
Jeena hai to iss pal ko jee le,<br />
Shayad main kal tak na ruk paaunga..<br />
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! LIVE IT.. </p>
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