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Their Wives Using Sign Language..

Their Wives Using Sign Language..

1st :
Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?

2nd :
I Stop Listning

1st How ?
2nd :
I Turn Off The Lig

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Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology?

Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology?

Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

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One day a girl asked Molvi,

One day a girl asked Molvi,
?Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?Naozbillah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?Astagfirullah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss you?
Molvi,?Jee Bismillah?

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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

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A lady delivered twins..!

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows

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Scientists all over the world…!!!

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…

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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work,..!!!

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl,
smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…

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A police recruit was asked during exam,..!!!

A police recruit was asked during exam,
“What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?”
He said, “Call for backup.”

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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel…!!!

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him,
don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

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