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		<title>Aapki Dosti â€“ Friendship Shayari</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Hindi Shayari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mann Mein Aapki Har Baat Rahegi, Basti Chhoti Hai Magar Aabad Rahegi, Chahe Hum Bhula Dein Zamane Ko, Magar Aapki Ye Pyari Dosti Hamesha Yaad Rahegi!]]></description>
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<p>Mann Mein Aapki Har Baat Rahegi,<br />
Basti Chhoti Hai Magar Aabad Rahegi,<br />
Chahe Hum Bhula Dein Zamane Ko,<br />
Magar Aapki Ye Pyari Dosti Hamesha Yaad Rahegi!</p>
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		<title>College Galaatta</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tamil SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An ANNOUNCEMENT : Students who&#8217;ve Parcked their vehicles in fron of the gate, Please move your vehicles to the parking area. After 30 mins. Another ANNOUNCEMENT : The 1200 + Students who went to park the 10 Vehicles Please Return to your classes right now.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An ANNOUNCEMENT :<br />
Students who&#8217;ve Parcked<br />
their vehicles in fron<br />
of the gate, Please<br />
move your vehicles<br />
to the parking area.<br />
After 30 mins.<br />
Another ANNOUNCEMENT :<br />
The 1200 + Students<br />
who went to park the<br />
10 Vehicles Please<br />
Return to your classes<br />
right now. <img src="http://smsjokes.co.in/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="wp-smiley" /></p>
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		<title>I think of you and miss you all the time</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 09:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Click to read &#8211;> <a href="http://sms4smile.com/miss-you-sms/i-think-of-you-and-miss-you-all-the-time.html">I think of you and miss you all the time</a><br/><br/><strong><a title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/good-morning-sms/">Good Morning SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Funny sms jokes " href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a> Jokes</strong> / <a title="Text messages collection" href="http://sms4smile.com/">Free SMS Jokes</a> from SMS4Smile.com</p>
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		<title>Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[English Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian? Lalu:- I am INDIAN! Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari? Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;-&#62;]]></description>
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<div><span class="smsText"> Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?</p>
<p>Lalu:- I am INDIAN!</p>
<p>Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?</p>
<p>Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;-&gt; </span></div>
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		<title>Very Funny Hindi Friendship SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 08:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bahut udaas hai koi tere jaane se Ho sake to lout aa kisi bahane se Tu lakh khafa sahi par ek baar to dekh Kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Bahut udaas hai koi tere jaane se<br />
Ho sake to lout aa kisi bahane se<br />
Tu lakh khafa sahi par ek baar to dekh<br />
Kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se&#8230; <img src='http://www.mobilesms.co.in/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Latest Hindi Diwali SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 07:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Diwali Aai, Khushiya Laye Bichda Tha Jinke Saath Bachpan Mein, Phuljadiyan Unki Yaad Laaye. Kya Hua Agar Saath Nahi Aaj Unke Unki Yaad Liye Ye Diwali To Aaye. “Happy Diwali”]]></description>
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<p>Diwali Aai, Khushiya Laye<br />
Bichda Tha Jinke Saath Bachpan Mein,<br />
Phuljadiyan Unki Yaad Laaye.<br />
Kya Hua Agar Saath Nahi Aaj Unke<br />
Unki Yaad Liye Ye Diwali To Aaye.<br />
“<strong>Happy Diwali</strong>”</p>
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		<title>Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 04:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[april fool sms]]></category>

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<p>Send Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com<br />
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!<br />
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!<br />
Watch your Words, they become Actions!<br />
Watch your Actions, they become Habits!<br />
Watch your Habits, they become Character!<br />
Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!!</p>
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		<title>Because married men are more obedient.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[marriage sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Banta owned a factory.<br />
He issued orders that only married<br />
men would be employed.<br />
Friend asks: Why this ?<br />
Bant reply:<br />
Because married men are more obedient.</p>
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		<title>Hindi Flirt SMS for Girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/hindi-flirt-sms-for-girlfriend-10.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 07:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hindi Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jis waqt rab ne tijhe banaya hoga, ek pyar sa uske dil mein bhi chaya hoga, pehle to usne soche hoga tujhe apne pass rakh lu, par phir use mera khyaal aaya hoga&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.mobilesms.co.in/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/55df9_Love-Shayari-224x300.jpg" alt="Shayari" width="224" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4806" /></p>
<p>Jis waqt rab ne tijhe banaya hoga,<br />
ek pyar sa uske dil mein bhi chaya hoga,<br />
pehle to usne soche hoga tujhe apne pass rakh lu,<br />
par phir use mera khyaal aaya hoga&#8230;</p>
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		<title>You Know When U&#8217;re</title>
		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/you-know-when-ure-11.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[broken heart sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You Know When U&#8217;re Truly In Love &#8230; When All U Can Do Is Just Be Speechless &#38; Stare At Nothing Coz U&#8217;re Just Amazed That U Just Found This Incredible Person &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #ff0000; font-size: xx-small;"><span style="color: #ff0000; font-size: xx-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;"><span class="smsText"> You Know When U&#8217;re<br />
Truly In Love &#8230;<br />
When All U Can Do Is Just<br />
Be Speechless &amp; Stare At Nothing<br />
Coz<br />
U&#8217;re Just Amazed That<br />
U Just Found This<br />
Incredible Person &#8230;</span></span></span></span></p>
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