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What is a difference between a Kiss,

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by admin in English Jokes 0

What is a difference between a Kiss,
a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause,

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by admin in English Jokes 0

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause,
“send me a brother”. santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother”.

Singer To His Neighbor:..!!!

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by admin in English Jokes 0

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

20% of the population is now drinking coffee,

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by admin in English Jokes 0

20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
and
one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hanD

This iz Crime Story..

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by admin in English Jokes 0

This iz Crime Story..

Five Elived in a Room, Namely..

MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.

One Day SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY.

At that Time BRAIN was in Bathroom,

MAD Called Police..

MAD:

I’ve Diz Strnge

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by admin in English Jokes 0

I’ve Diz Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Evry Single Secnd
Of d Day
Having A Picture Of U
In My Mind
&
Longing 4 Ur Presnce
In My Lyf
Hoping Tht
Someday U’ll b Mine

I’ve Diz Strnge

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by admin in English Jokes 0

I’ve Diz Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Evry Single Secnd
Of d Day
Having A Picture Of U
In My Mind
&
Longing 4 Ur Presnce
In My Lyf
Hoping Tht
Someday U’ll b Mine

I’ve Diz Strnge

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by admin in English Jokes 0

I’ve Diz Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Evry Single Secnd
Of d Day
Having A Picture Of U
In My Mind
&
Longing 4 Ur Presnce
In My Lyf
Hoping Tht
Someday U’ll b Mine

I’ve Diz Strnge

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by admin in English Jokes 0

I’ve Diz Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Evry Single Secnd
Of d Day
Having A Picture Of U
In My Mind
&
Longing 4 Ur Presnce
In My Lyf
Hoping Tht
Someday U’ll b Mine

I’ve Diz Strnge

Posted on 08. Feb, 2009 by admin in English Jokes 0

I’ve Diz Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Evry Single Secnd
Of d Day
Having A Picture Of U
In My Mind
&
Longing 4 Ur Presnce
In My Lyf
Hoping Tht
Someday U’ll b Mine

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A small kid wrote to Santa Clause,

Singer To His Neighbor:..!!!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee,

This iz Crime Story..

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