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I’ve Diz Strnge

I’ve Diz Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Evry Single Secnd
Of d Day
Having A Picture Of U
In My Mind
&
Longing 4 Ur Presnce
In My Lyf
Hoping Tht
Someday U’ll b Mine

Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748     Islamabad     Eid English Jokes

I’ve Diz Strnge

I’ve Diz Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Evry Single Secnd
Of d Day
Having A Picture Of U
In My Mind
&
Longing 4 Ur Presnce
In My Lyf
Hoping Tht
Someday U’ll b Mine

Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748     Islamabad     Eid English Jokes

I’ve Diz Strnge

I’ve Diz Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Evry Single Secnd
Of d Day
Having A Picture Of U
In My Mind
&
Longing 4 Ur Presnce
In My Lyf
Hoping Tht
Someday U’ll b Mine

Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748     Islamabad     Eid English Jokes

I’ve Diz Strnge

I’ve Diz Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Evry Single Secnd
Of d Day
Having A Picture Of U
In My Mind
&
Longing 4 Ur Presnce
In My Lyf
Hoping Tht
Someday U’ll b Mine

Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748     Islamabad     Eid English Jokes

I’ve Diz Strnge

I’ve Diz Strnge
Feeling Of Missing U
Evry Single Secnd
Of d Day
Having A Picture Of U
In My Mind
&
Longing 4 Ur Presnce
In My Lyf
Hoping Tht
Someday U’ll b Mine

Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748     Islamabad     Eid English Jokes

=Quotable Quotes=

=Quotable Quotes=

To be is to do.
(by Socretes)

To do is to be.
(by Plato)

To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)… ;->

Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748     Islamabad      English Jokes

Do Not Walk Behind Me.

Do Not Walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit … ;->


Z@rGhOoNKh@N
0322=3070748
Islamabad
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What Kind Of Car

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water … ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge … ;->

Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748
Islamabad
Funny SMS

Computer Is Shameless

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

?

?

B’coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748
Islamabad
Funny SMS

A SciEntiFic Question:

A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)

Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748
Islamabad
Funny SMS