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I went to the moon, You ran to the stars,
What is the reason, we went so far…..

Now that all things are, said & done,
U called from the star & said, “Just for fun”.

If it was for fun, then tell me dear
What is the thing you & I fear??

What bout the days, months & years,
We lived together, without any fear,
What bout the days we laughed & cried,
You even forgot, we had a “Smile!!”

So I’ll like to end this small story,
With a wish from my heart;
I wish the moon & star get together,
And hope that,”We never fell Apart!!

Always remember that….
“I CannOt StAy AwAy FrOm YoU !”

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another woman, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another man, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so…
So confusing, yet…
So damning, yet….

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If Ur Not Expecting Anything In Life,
Then Ur Living The Real LIFE!!!!!

hii friends ,

Aaj free hu so socha thode gade murde ukhad ku site se i mean kuch purani post fir post kardu …..yeh post pahle Apr 4, 2007 ko post ki thi aaj fir

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A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4

to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?”

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have
imagined. See what you think:

• A When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and

• paint her toenails anymore.
  So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
  
  
• When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
  You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
  
  
• Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving
  cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
  
  
• Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your
  French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
  
  
• Love is what
  makes you smile when you’re tired.”
  
  
• Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”
  
  
• Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of
  kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”
  
  
• Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop
  opening presents and listen.”
  
  
• If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a
  friend who you hate,”
  
  
• Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
  
  
• Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
  friends even after they know each other so well.”
  
  
• My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”
  
  
• Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.”
  
  
• Â Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsome than Robert Redford.”

• Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him
  alone all day.”
  
  
• I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”
  
  
• When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” (what an image)
  
  
• Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”
  
  
• You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”And the final one –
  
  

• Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked
  about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman’s yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
  
  

• When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, “Nothing, I just helped him cry”

Ghalib sun! yeh duniya hai… duniya!,

duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,

dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,

mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai

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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,

phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,

Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,

unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.

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Don’t lower your Goals to the level of your abilities.

Instead, raise your abilities to the height of your goals

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Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata

Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye

Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha

Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….

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 Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe

Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe

Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe

Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe

 
Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.

 
24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life!**

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

Its too right :0
Love is forever, only the partners change…

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
Christmas SMS: Closer to each other
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
Merry Christmas