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My heart problem has reached a critical stage

My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me.

Devdas at beer bar

Aaj didar, Kal yaar, Parso Pyaar, Phir ekrar, Phir intezar, Phir takrar, Phir darar, Sari mehnat bekar, or Aakhir mein ek or Devdas at beer bar.

What is more useful after it is broken?

What is more useful after it is broken? . . . ?? . . . An Egg 😉 Which is most shocking city? . . . ?? . . . Electri-City 🙂 How many great men were born in pakistan? . . . ?? . . . None, Only Babies were born:-D If ur clock … Continue reading What is more useful after it is broken?

Hotel mein gaye

Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi wo? Husband : Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi.

Life style Menu

Life style Menu may welcome, Menu hai: CALL ke liye 1 dabaiye ENGAGEMENT k liye 2 dabaiye SHAADI k liye 3 dabaiye Or DOOSRI BIWI k liye pehli ka gala dabaiye.

umrao jaan

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai…?? Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai….

Aare bapre phir kya hua

Do dost ke bich takat ko leker bahut baat ho rahi thi. Ek dost bola: Tu janta hai meri dadaji kitne shaktisali aur balban the.Woh ekdin 10 fit ucchain se necche gir pade. Doosra dost bola: Aare bapre phir kya hua? Pehla dost bola: Mar gaya aur kya!

Aap jaisa dost aur na banaye

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

Kya kar rahe ho?

Wife : Kya kar rahe ho? Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife : Kitni mari? Man : 3 male aur 2 female. Wife : Kaise malum? Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Family planing…

Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy Pathan: Aye thy! Hm sb Sipara parh rh thy wo Madrsa smhj Kr wapas chaly gy.