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A man went to the Police Station

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying … Continue reading A man went to the Police Station

Teri Dosti…

Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy! Jitni!! Charsi Ko Chars, Doctor Ko Nurse Ghaday Ko Laat, Ullu Ko Raat Boorhay Ko Hukka, Pehalwan Ko Mukka

Ye Kaisy Hua.?

3+3=8 Ye Kaisy Hua.? Socho..! Han Han Socho.. Zehan Par Zoor Daalo..!¡ Shabash Or Socho Nahi Pata..? Ok I tell you Ghalti Sy:-

Boy and Girl

Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai. Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.

There’s trouble with the car

Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Preeto : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Preeto : In the pool.

Who is the Ravan

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman… You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman… Now who is Ravan?

Hi, what’s up…

Hi, what’s up… listen can I get a picture of yours? The thing is that I have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!

Tute huye dil se pyaar

Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

1 bacha bohat der se ro raha tha

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!!

Bahut maar padi thi

Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon! Veeru: It’s a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pehle pitaji ko bataya tha toh bahut maar padi thi.