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I want devorce

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

Student’s problem

Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu bhar number aate hain, Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain

Bhains ghus jaye

Tum meri jindagi mai kuch is tarah se aaye, Tum meri jindagi mai kuch is tarah se aaye, Jaise hare bhare khet mai bhains ghus jaye.

Saturday ko free rehna

Saturday ko free rehna   Koi program mat banana I want 2meet u tumhain kahin le jana hai Plz na mat karna or kisi ko batana mat k tmhain POLIO k DROPS Pilane hai 🙂

Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!!

Nusrat Bhoto k ghar beta hua to 1 shaks ne phocha ap tu bewa hain phir beta kese hua? Wo boli: Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!!

Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai

Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai Peeche mudke dekho kameeno Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai! Cheers !!!

Jo “colgate” karte ho?

Subah ko haste ho, Shaam ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jate time bhe haste ho, Kya samjhte ho, Aap akele hi, Jo “colgate” karte ho?

C.I.D…

Sony chanel se ane wale drama Serial C.I.D ki Pori Team Ko Nikal Diya jaye.., Kun k wo B Is Bat Ka Pta Nhi Lga Skey K kis Ne KahA tHA k PepsI pe 5 Rupe Kam KardO

fanta piyo,pepsi piyo…

fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main

Paani mein kuch gadbad hai

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai, Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.