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6?-6.2? jis ki height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,
bolay,”tum kitni nice ho”.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….

Shayari by sardar-

“Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.!!!

Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

 
Khalid
Ashq reh reh kar meri aankhon se bahey jaate hain,
Yeh woh mehmaan hain jo,bin bulaye chale aate hain.
Hijar ke mausam mein dilon ka sisakana saari raat,
Shama khamosh hai magar ham tau jale jaate hain.
Baat kehni thi nermi se magar zubano ki talkhi,
Lafz kharon ki tarah dil mein chubhe jaate hain.
Meri bebasi pe rota hai,barasta aasman [...]

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar
Ki Kariye….
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Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab [...]

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
Mosam Badla Thand Ho Gai
Apke Mesg Ke Bina Zindgi Tang Ho Gai
Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai
Ya Fir Hmare Msg Pdkar Bolti Band Ho Gai.
Karni hai [...]

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Click to read –> Practical exam, and legs testFree SMS to Pakistan / Love Text / Valentine SMS / Funny SMS Jokes / Free SMS Jokes from SMS4Smile.com In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

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Click to read –> Read this scary story if you dareFree SMS to Pakistan / Love Text / Valentine SMS / Funny SMS Jokes / Free SMS Jokes from SMS4Smile.com READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE. On a rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. A young man came to buy. He bought the [...]