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Ek hi gear dete hai

Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

Mamu ka dost

Mamu : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Mamu ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Two cops in a car patrol

Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”

A lady delivered twins

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows.

Baal curly hote hain

Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain. – – – socho! – – – Aur socho – – – Are DIRTY mind – – – wo jagha hai. – – – AFRICA

Mehsoos karo

Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar Keh rahi hai, **Ab toh naha lo**

Main padhta nahi

Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi, Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi, Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du, Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu, Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi, Issiliye ghar se college ko ab main … Continue reading Main padhta nahi

Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye

Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye, . . Jab kOi Mushkil Par Jaye, tO, tO, tO, ,, ??? (“.) JL tO Me Kya KrOon? “KAM KYUN KRTY HO AYSY 😉

MMS Day

Today is MMS day: MMS means: = MAKE MONKEYS SMILE = Iâ?Tve done my part..

Andheri raat thi

Andheri raat thi Wo meray saath thi Mai uss kai upper tha Wo mere neechay thi Tauba tuaba…… Aray logon kya samjhe aap Wo meri cycle thi…