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Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu [...]

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Silent message for all students

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A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

Ashq Reh Reh Kar Meri Aankhon Se Bahey Jaate Hain!!!

 
Khalid
Ashq reh reh kar meri aankhon se bahey jaate hain,
Yeh woh mehmaan hain jo,bin bulaye chale aate hain.
Hijar ke mausam mein dilon ka sisakana saari raat,
Shama khamosh hai magar ham tau jale jaate hain.
Baat kehni thi nermi se magar zubano ki talkhi,
Lafz kharon ki tarah dil mein chubhe jaate hain.
Meri bebasi pe rota hai,barasta aasman [...]

Punjabi sms Shayris Collection

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar
Ki Kariye….
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Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab [...]

Friendship and Love Sms

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
Mosam Badla Thand Ho Gai
Apke Mesg Ke Bina Zindgi Tang Ho Gai
Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai
Ya Fir Hmare Msg Pdkar Bolti Band Ho Gai.
Karni hai [...]

Practical exam, and legs test

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Click to read –> Practical exam, and legs testFree SMS to Pakistan / Love Text / Valentine SMS / Funny SMS Jokes / Free SMS Jokes from SMS4Smile.com In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Read this scary story if you dare

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Click to read –> Read this scary story if you dareFree SMS to Pakistan / Love Text / Valentine SMS / Funny SMS Jokes / Free SMS Jokes from SMS4Smile.com READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE. On a rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. A young man came to buy. He bought the [...]

How to get your brain exercised

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Click to read –> How to get your brain exercisedFree SMS to Pakistan / Love Text / Valentine SMS / Funny SMS Jokes / Free SMS Jokes from SMS4Smile.com 2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw [...]

Fact about women

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Click to read –> Fact about womenFree SMS to Pakistan / Love Text / Valentine SMS / Funny SMS Jokes / Free SMS Jokes from SMS4Smile.com Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters, but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . . :-D