Kyu chupke se wo log utar jate hai dil me
Jinse kabhi kismat ke sitare nahi milte
pyar ke bhawar me ye keh ke chhod diya
ki kabhi nadiyo ke dono kinare nahi milte…

Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,
Har pal adhuri si lagti hai,
Aab to en saason ko apni saason se jodo,
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai…

1. I say no to alcohol, It just doesn’t listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way You’re in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..

7. Born free, Taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, Some just don’t have film..

9. Life is unsure; Always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, It makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, You’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

12. It’s not hard to meet expenses, They are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer… What I can’t stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, Why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, Are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O’clock rush, Leave work at noon!

20. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

21. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, So, I made your horn louder!

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass.

24. The cigarette does the smoking, You are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week.

26. Whenever I find the key to success, Someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, To forgive is not a company policy.

28. The road to success…. Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, But, if you think again, neither does milk.

30. In order to get a loan, You first need to prove that you don’t need it.

And my favourite …

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

Itni si baat hawao ko bataye rakhna,
roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna,
Lahu dekar ki hai jiski ifazat hamne,
aise tirange ko sada apne dil me basaye rakhna…

Theif entered kitchen

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Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Diwali Par Sky Saja do
Fireworks Se Dhoom Macha Do!!
Happy Diwali To All!!
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Raat Thi Kaali, Life Thi Khaali
Phir Sab Kutch Badla, Jab Ayee Diwali!!
Happy Diwali!
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Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night
Happy Diwali!!
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Charo our hai dhoom, kyonki Diwali hai aayi,
khush raho aur sab ko khush karo,
Aapko aur apke sampurn family ko Diwali ki Hardik badhai…
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Wish you and your family a bombastic Diwali!!!
Have loads of fun and loads of masti!!
Happy Diwali!!

mana ki muhabat ki rahon mein
har kadam pe sau-sau khatre hain
lekin ye sab kuch tal jaye
agar sath tumhara ho jaye

ankhein ro ro kar kehti hain
daman ko bhigokar kehti hain
marne se pehle ek baar
deedar tumhara ho jaye

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe… MUBARAK ho EID