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Love sms:All I wanted â€¦.

admin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:10:52 +0000

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true
All I ever wanted was sum1 like U…

Medical student wishing good night

admin — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:29:50 +0000

I wish that u visualize
a sweet multi sequential form
of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently
in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain.
In short, Good Night!!!!

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Pyaar Bhare SMS in Hindi

admin — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:00:07 +0000

Nahi tha Zor Uski Sitam nawaziyo ka magar,
Mujhe bhi Hosle Mere Khuda se mile,
Meri Anna kyu kehti hai baar-baar Mujhe,
Woh Mohabat hi kya jo iltija se mile…
`
Meri mohabat hai wo koi majboori to nahi
wo mujhe chahe ya mil jaye zaruri to nahi
ye kuch kam hai ke basa hai meri sanso me
wo samne ho meri ankho ke zaruri to nahi…
`
Nikla tha gher se khudkushi ka irada karke
jab unhe maloom hua to daud kar aye
jo ate na the kabhi wade mutabik
vo sub rasme sub kasme tod kar aye…
`
Dil se dil milna chahte hai,
dil hi dil me phool khilna chahte hai,
har khushboo bhi jese kam padegi,
kuch is tarah tumse hum milna chahte hai..
`
Jaha dekhu samne nazaar ati ho tum
Pyaar ki parichayiyo se hamesha yaad ati ho tum…….
Mere Khwaboo ki duniya me rehti ho tum
Mere pass ake muskurati ho tum……..
Mohabatt ki in raho me ake tadapati ho tum
Pyaar hume de kar dur cheli jati ho tum………
`
Ishq to kehte hai rab ki ibadat hai
kyu bhala izhaar se darte hai log
halaat ko kabu karne ko kehte hai
jab ki kisi ka nahi hai is dil pe zor…

The man turns to her and says, ‘Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,

admin — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 10:21:05 +0000

The man turns to her and says, ‘Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you’ll forgive me.’
She replies, ‘If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 221.’

A Smoker’s Warning!!!

admin — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:07:02 +0000

Smoker’s Warning to all who dont smoke…….

One day you will lose all your friends.

They will all die, and

You will be left alone!!!!

Hindi New Year SMS

admin — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 07:01:13 +0000

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo…
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

Happy New Year 2012!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

admin — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:06:45 +0000

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox

Send Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
I have lots of jokes in my inbox
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

Sala singer hi mara pada hai.?

admin — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:16:33 +0000

Munna ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi

to aur kharab ho gaya

Usne radio khol kar dekha to

ek mara hua chuha mila

Ye dekh kar Munna gussa ho gaya aur bola

“Ye chalega kaise?

Sala singer hi mara pada hai “

DIARY

admin — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 18:59:10 +0000

Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home, it’s fun to cook for
Bob. Today I made an
angel food cake and the recipe said, “Beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have
enough bowls to do that,
so I had to borrow enough bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine.
Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, serve without
dressing.” So I didn’t dress. But, Bob happened to bring a friend home for supper
that night. Did they ever look startled when I served the salad.
Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, “Wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice.”So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming
the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the week. I can’t say it improved the
rice any.
Thursday: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, “Prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.” I hunted all over
the garden by my mom’s. So I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over
there one hour so the dog would not take it. Bob came over and asked if I felt all
right. I wonder why?
Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, “Put all ingredients in a
bowl and beat it.” Beat it I did, right over to my mom’s house. There must have been
something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again it looked the
same as when I left it.
Saturday: Bob went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday. I’m sure I don’t know how hens dress for Sunday. I never
noticed back on the farm, but I found a doll dress and some little shoes. I thought
the hen looked real cute. When Bob saw it, I wondered why he counted to 10.
Sunday: Today Bob’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all we had in
the icebox, was hamburger. So I put it in the oven and set the controls for roast.
Must be the oven, because it still came out hamburger.
Good night, Dear Diary. This has been an exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to
come, so I can try a new recipe on Bob.

Life equation:

admin — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:50:11 +0000

Life equation:
Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Njoy.
Pigs=Eat+Sleep.
So,
Human=Pigs+Wrk+Njoy.
Human-Njoy=Pigs+Wrk.
Therefore Humans Who
Dont Njoy=PIGS AT WORK!

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