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Tum pas hote ho tujh

admin — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:56:25 +0000

Tum pas hote ho tujh
pe pyar aata hai,

Tum door hote ho to
tera intazaz stata hai,

Kya kahein is dil ki halat
ke.

tujhe yaad kar k
hume.

Bukhaar ho jata ..->

Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
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If You Don’t Start Out

admin — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:33:09 +0000

If You Don’t Start OutÂ
The Day With A Smile,Â
It Is Not Too Late ToÂ
Start Practicing ForÂ
Tomorrow …Â

G^o^o^dÂ
M^o^r^n^i^n^gÂ

Have A ShinyÂ
&Â
Smiley Day … (:Â

Advance Diwali SMS

admin — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 07:01:19 +0000

Delightful laddos
Incandecent diyas
Whole lot of fun
A big stock of masti
Lots of mithai
Innemurable fireworks
Wishing you the best bargain
on fun n lots of sale-e-bration.
Have an Enjoyable Diwali!

Java Interview attended by our Banta Singh

admin — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:42:37 +0000

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
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Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
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Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can’t communicate.
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Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
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Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
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Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
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Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
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Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
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Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
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Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.
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Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
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Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.
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Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
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Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
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Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
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Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast

Sardar Jokes SMS in Hindi

admin — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 07:00:22 +0000

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Valentine’s Day Roses

admin — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:36:27 +0000

Rose is one of the most popular flower and one of the most powerful symbol of Valentine’s Day. Since time immemorial rose flower has been a favorite of poets and romantics at heart. For them, the lovely rose stand for beauty, passion and love.

Every year on February 14 lovers long for a gift of Rose from their Valentine as the flower has come to denote â€˜I love you’. No wonder, demand for roses reach its zenith on Valentine’s Day as people across the globe chose to express their love with a lovely rose.

Legend behind Valentine’s Day Roses
There is an interesting story behind the legend of Valentine’s Day Rose. It is said that once a beautiful maiden by the name of Rodanthe was pursued by a number of impassioned suitors. In their desperate pursuit the lovers broke the doors of Rodanthe’s house. This enraged goddess Diana. She turned Rodanthe into a flower and her suitors into thorns.

According to a popular legend in Rome once Cupid was carrying a vase of sweet nectar to the Gods on Mount Olympus and some nectar spilled on the ground. From the spot where the nectar fell emerged the beautiful Rose flower.

An interesting point to notice is that if the letters of the word â€˜rose’ are rearranged, it comes out to Eros – the God of Love. Red roses are also considered to be a symbol of love and passion and the favorite flower of Venus – the Goddess of Love.

Meaning of Different Colors of Roses
Rose flower is found n different colors and it is fascinating to note that each of these different Rose colors have been assigned different meanings by the society. Hence one needs to be careful while presenting rose to someone.

Red Roses - Love and passion
Yellow Roses – Friendship
White Roses – True love and purity of the mind
Pink Roses - Friendship or Sweetheart
Black Roses – Farewell

pyaar

admin — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:00:55 +0000

itna pyaar na karo ki bigad jaye hum, thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum,
agar ho jaye humse koi khata, to ho jana khafa, par itna bhi nahi ki mar jaye hum.

Dosti SMS in Hindi

admin — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 08:00:30 +0000

Dil Ko Dil Se Churaya Hai Aapne
Door Hote Huve Apna Banaya Hai Apne
Kabhi Bhi Bhul Nahi Payenge Aapko Dost
Kyun Ke Dosti Karna Sikhaya Hai Aapne..
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Doston Ka To Aana Jana Hai,
Par Yeh Dost Tera Purana Hai,
Iss Dost Ko Bhula Na Dena Kabhi Mere Yaar,
Kyun Ki Yeh Dost Teri Dosti Ka Deewana Hai…
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Aap Ki Dosti Ko Ahsaan Maante Hain,
Jawab Dena Imaan Mante Hain,
Woh Aur Honge Jo Dosti Mein Jaan Dete Hain,
Hum To Dost Ko Hi Apni Jaan Mante Hain…
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Teri Dosti Ne Bohat Kuch Sikha Diya,
Meri Murjhayi Duniya Ko Phool Jaisey Khila Diya,
Karzdar Hon Mein Us Khuda Ka ,
Jisney Mujhe Tum Jaisa Dost Mila Diya…
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Kaho Usise Jo Na Kahe Kisise,
Maango Usise Jo Dede Khushi Se,
Chaho Use Jo Tumhe Mile Kismat Se,
Dosti Karo Usise Jo Hamesa Nibhaye Hasi Se…

Hindi Independence Day SMS

admin — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 07:00:17 +0000

Aajadi ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge,
sahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge,
bachi ho jo 1 bund bhi garam lahu ki…
tab tak bharat mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hane denge…
Happy Independence Day

Sms shayaris collection

admin — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:16:37 +0000

Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karoâ€¦.
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.
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Take a bowlâ€¦fill it with grapes,
Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirrorâ€¦
U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoorâ€¦â€¦
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Dosti mein choti-choti baton se shikva na karna,
gila tab karna jab [...]