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Likhe jo Khat tuje,
Woh teri yaad mein,

Sare khat PAPA ne padh liye.

Savera jab hua to joote itne pade,
wo faishon wale baal hawamein ud gaye.!!!

Dil Lagta Nahi Hai ab Tumhare Bina
Khamosh Se Rehne Lage Hein Tumhare Bina
Jaldi Laut Aao Ab Yahi Chaah Hai
Warna Ji Na Payenge Tumhare Bina…!!!

Manpreet te billo da nawa nawa vyah hoya:
Manpreet Billo Nu:
Billo Chal Honeymoon Tay Chaliyeh
Billo: Suno jee swaray swaray tangh na karo minu kam hai
hali mai kapday dhonay hain, bhanday bhi manjnay hain
tussi ik kam karo honeymoon te Bheeji nu lai jao!!!

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taras gyi aankhein ek baar tere didar ko…
ya khuda ek baar to paise nikalwa de..
goli maar du aagey se udhaar ko…
sorry if hurts

Yaadon Mein Har Pal Rahti Ho Tum,
Kabhi Na Dil Mein Khayaal Ho Tera Kam,
Tamanna Hai Yeh Dilki Mere,
Ki Tujhe Kabhi Chaahun Na Kam,
Bayaan Karun Jau Hai Dil Mein Mere,
Kahe Na Chaahen Hum,
Kahe Na Chaaho Tum,
Par Bayaan Karen Tau Hum Kaise Karen,
Dilse Hothon Tak Aaye Par,
Kahe Na Paayen Hum,Kahe Na Pao Tum.

Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….

O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….

Ladka bola – Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…

confuse kyu kar rahi hai…

Jaise Chand ke paas Taare anek hai
Par har Taare ke paas sirf Chand ek hai
Waise hi Aapke paas Dost anek hai
Par Humare paas sirf Aap ek hai.

Yaadon mein meri tum aaya na karo
Yun baar baar bevaqt hamein sataaya na karo
Pyar karte ho tum bhi humse maloom hai yeh
Yun sabke saamne beithke sharmaaya na karo

Karenge tumse wafa hum har ghadi
Kabhi shikaayat ka mauka na denge tumhein
Haste haste guzaarenge zindagi ka har lamha
Kabhi roothne ka mauka na denge tumhein

Jagaaya unhone aisa ke aaj tak so na sakke
Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein….
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sakke
Neendh aankhon se udh gayi hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap….
Kahin mujhe pyar toh nahin hogaya hai You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me

Bikhri si inn zulfo ko tu apni ungliyo se aake savaar le
Mere khwaab mein aa ke mere saath yeh tanha raat guzaar le
Hota nahin ab inn meethi yaadon se mera guzaara
Marr na jaau kahin iss se pehle mujhe dil se pukaar le

Teri sabhi baatein baar baar yaad karna acha lagta hai..
Tumhein khud mein mehsoos karna acha lagta hai..
Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare..
Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai

Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai…

“KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE”

hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein
ki shayad koi humhein bhi yad kartaa hein
beshak milne naa aaye par
char lamhein humpar barbad to karta hein” Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye. Aap ke chahne wale bohot honge, lekin hum bhi kuch kum nahi,
Aap ke naam ke siway hume koi naam yaad nahi,
Aap ko yaad karne ke siway hume kuch kaam nahi,
Dil karta hai sirf ek baar pardes aanke tumhe dekh lu,
Phir maut bhi aae to koi gum nahi…. Missing u a lot my love…… Duniya mein aisa phool nahin jis mein khushboo na ho
Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
Hamari zindagi mein aisa ek pal nahin
Jis mein “A” aap ki yaad na ho Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon..!!!!

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khayal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte. !!!

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi… Zindagi Sirf Muhabbbat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Zulf-O-Rukhsaar Ki Jannat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai. Bhook Aur Pyaas Ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein,
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.

Sitare to bohot hai, magar Chand jaisa koi nahi,
Phool to bohot hai, magar Gulab jaisa koi nahi,
Shayar to bohot hai ees duniya main, magar Aap jaisa koi nahi,
Aur dost to bohot hai hamare, magar Aap jaisa Heera(diamond) koi nahi…

Poocho na us kaagaz se,
jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain,
Tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,
woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain..Jis Ki Qurbat Mein Karar Bohat Hai,
Usss Ka Milna Dushwar Bohat Hai,
Jo Meray Haathon Ki Lakiron Mein Nahin,

Usss Shaks Se Humain Piyar Bohat Hai..

Kya kahen kuch kaha nahi jaata.
Dard mitha hae par saha nahi jata.
Rishta ban gaya is qadar aap se
Bin yaad kiye aapko ab raha nahi jata

BOY TO A GIRL

BOY- MAI TUMHE BINA TUCH KIYE KISS KAR SAKTA HU
GIRL- IMPOSIBLE.
BOY- LAGI SHART 100-100 KI
GIRL-OK
LADKE NE USE KAS KAR KISS KAR LIYA
GIRL- Y Y YE TO TUMNE MUJHE CHHOO LIYA
BOY- HA MAI SHART HAR GAYA YE LO 100/- RUPYE

BOY: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi
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GIRL: Kya??????
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BOY: Achhi Film Hai Na
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GIRL: Kutte Ke Bache
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BOY: What??
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GIRL: Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na