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Husband – Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut
Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife – Woh Kya.?
Husband – Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza
Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi.!

What’s Similar
between Students
preparing for Exams
and Aamir in movie
Ghajini…
Both Can’t Remember Anything After
Fifteen Minutes….

Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….

O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….

Ladka bola – Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…

confuse kyu kar rahi hai…

BOY TO A GIRL

BOY- MAI TUMHE BINA TUCH KIYE KISS KAR SAKTA HU
GIRL- IMPOSIBLE.
BOY- LAGI SHART 100-100 KI
GIRL-OK
LADKE NE USE KAS KAR KISS KAR LIYA
GIRL- Y Y YE TO TUMNE MUJHE CHHOO LIYA
BOY- HA MAI SHART HAR GAYA YE LO 100/- RUPYE

BOY: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi
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GIRL: Kya??????
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BOY: Achhi Film Hai Na
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GIRL: Kutte Ke Bache
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BOY: What??
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GIRL: Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na

Hamare pyare member
TARUNESH CHIKATE
ne beje hue pyare pyare hindi aur
english sms and jokes

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahe
zaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahe
zaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe

Jhukin nazaron say ikrar matt karna,
Nazarain uthakar inkar matt karna,
Raat bharr tadapte ho kissi ki yaadoan main,
Aur humse kehte ho kissi se pyar matt karna..

Yaad bankar hum hamesha aapke dill main aate rahenge,
Yuhi waqt bewaqt tadhpate rahenge,
Dua karo ke umar chotti ho hamari,
Varna zindagi bhar hum aapko aiise hi satate rahenge.

Ek baat… jo kehte kehte chuppa li jaye..
Ek yaad… jo seene se laga li jaye…
Jante ho shayri kuch u hi hoti hai dostoon..
Ke ik dil ki aawaz chand se lafjo main chuppa li jaye.

Ek hi nazar me aap hamare MEHMAN ban gaye,
Do baate kya ki sara jahan ban gaye,
Pas rehkar bhi log humare ban na sake,
Dur rehkar aap hamari Jaan ban gaye.

Aankon me rahne walon ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rahne walon ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruuh me bas gaye ho aap,
Tabhi to milne ki fariyad nahi karte,

Dil ka rishta hai humara
Dil ke kone main hai naam tumhara
Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara
Zinadgi bhar dost bankar main rahoonga tumhara

5 Lovable words :-
” I am alone without u”
4 Pleasant words :-
” I care 4 u”
3 Sweet words :-
” I like u”
2 Special words :-
” Miss U ”
1 Important words :-
” you”

Hatho me hoti hai lakire hazar,
Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khushiyo ki bahar,
Bahut shidat sai dhoondta hun us lakir ko mai,
Jisme khuda ne likha ho tumhara pyar.

TUM PAGAL HO
ARREE GUSSA KUON HOTE HO?

MY MEANS IS THAT

P – PYAARE
A – ATTRACTIVE
G – GENIUS
A – ACTIVE
L – LOVELY

AB TO KHUS HO.

Ek ladka, Raju office mein clerk tha. woh ladka apna hi dhun mein mast tha aur hamesa internet mein chating karte rahta tha. woh ladka ka office room boss ka office room ki thik bazu mein hi tha. to kabhi kuch pushna hota hai to boss office se hi awaz de kar pushta tha. ek din boss ne kuch baatein ishi tarah push rahe the ……..

Boss: “Raju payment wala file kidher hai?”

Raju: “aap ka table pe”

Boss: “Raju mail out going record register kaha hai?”

Raju: “aap ka table pe”

Boss: “Raju payment voucher file kidhar hai?”

Raju: “aap ka table pe”

Boss: “Raju ASSISTANT MANAGER kaha hai?”

Raju: “aap ka table pe !!!!!!!!!!!! !!……. ..”

1) Your parents are insisting you to get married with
a girl and they show photos of girls of their
choice…

DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO -Sprite

2) You would like to search for a girl on your own…

GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH — Yahoo.com
3) You are invited to a party where you come across a
lot of girls….

WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US — Jhenson &
Nicholson

4) You are altogether confused, as all the girls are
pretty…
DOONDTHERAHA JAAOGE — Surf Excel
5) At last you find a girl, whom you wish to propose,
the chances are.

FIFTY FIFTY — Britannia Biscuits

6) At last you muster up courage and tell her…
I LOVE YOU RASNA —Rasna

7) She stares at you for a while and says?
LET’S TALK — Escotel Prepaid Cellular
During the ensuing conversation she politely
refuses your offer…
ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE —– Mirinda

9) And your heart breaks…
IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS —QuickFix

10) But you still can’t get her off your mind?
GO GET IT — Visa Power

11) At last she relents, when you give her…
PYAR KA NAYA FUNDA —Corneetto

12) Next day you take her for a ride on your bike…
NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE — Onida TV

13) While going on the bike her father sees both of
you and now…
TASTE THE THUNDER — Thums Up

14) But at last he also agrees as you are…

MADE FOR EACH OTHER —Wills
15) Then comes your marriage and…
EVERYONE’s INVITED — Samsung

16) During the marriage the pundit recites the mantra?
YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JODE HAI TOOTEGA NAHI —
Fevicol

17) You are anxiously waiting for the first night to
come as…
YEH DIL MANGE MORE — Pepsi

18) During the first night both of you want to…
PLAY SAFE — Bisleri

19) So she says to you…
TOUCH TOMORROW — Air Tel

Here are some structure definitions of indian females.

struct Indian_female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct Indian_husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_to_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money-making;
}