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We are surrounded

An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppositions. Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded! Major: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction now!

The famous octopus ‘Paul’…

The famous octopus ‘Paul’ that gained attention during the football world cup for its ever correct predictions is dead. It was found floating on water after some precarious incident that took place in Berlin. The local police says that a Pakistani entered the museum and asked the octopus k . . . . . . … Continue reading The famous octopus ‘Paul’…

What virtue would it be?

Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student : Brotherly love.

Hindustani doggi

Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:- 1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru 2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru 3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru

Don’t take any chances

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Can u answer this question

Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time? The answer is. – – – – – Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai.. Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…Life_after_11_pm@yahoo.co.in

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki Tera chehra khila khila Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.

Why do men chase women?

Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? – For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k…

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k.. . . . . Kia btaon.. . . . . . Allah muaaf kare.. . . . . . Toba toba.. . . . . k . . . ”Aap k number se b msg agaya’.;-) Lo Dasso!

Kicking in my stomach

Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach….