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Husband – Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut
Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife – Woh Kya.?
Husband – Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza
Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi.!

What’s Similar
between Students
preparing for Exams
and Aamir in movie
Ghajini…
Both Can’t Remember Anything After
Fifteen Minutes….

BOY TO A GIRL

BOY- MAI TUMHE BINA TUCH KIYE KISS KAR SAKTA HU
GIRL- IMPOSIBLE.
BOY- LAGI SHART 100-100 KI
GIRL-OK
LADKE NE USE KAS KAR KISS KAR LIYA
GIRL- Y Y YE TO TUMNE MUJHE CHHOO LIYA
BOY- HA MAI SHART HAR GAYA YE LO 100/- RUPYE

BOY: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi
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GIRL: Kya??????
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BOY: Achhi Film Hai Na
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GIRL: Kutte Ke Bache
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BOY: What??
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GIRL: Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na

Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….

O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….

Ladka bola – Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…

confuse kyu kar rahi hai…

Before Marriage – Agar Tum Na Hote
After Marriage – Agar Tum Na Hote

Before Marriage – Maine Pyar Kiya
After Marriage – Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Before Marriage – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
After Marriage – Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Before Marriage – Dil To Pagal Hai
After Marriage – Dil To Pagal Tha

Before Marriage – Ek Duje Ke Liye
After Marriage – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Before Marriage – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
After Marriage – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Before Marriage – Chandramukhi
After Marriage – Jwaalamukhi

Before Marriage – Kuwara Baap
After Marriage – Bechara Baap

Before Marriage – Titanic
After Marriage – Mortgage

Before Marriage – Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
After Marriage – Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Before Marriage – Yes Boss
After Marriage – Yes Boss

Before Marriage – Mere Sapno Ki Rani
After Marriage – Chutki Ki Amma

Before Marriage – Kabhi Kabhi
After Marriage – If you are lucky

Before Marriage – Aao Pyar Karen
After Marriage – Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Before Marriage – Hum Apke Hain
Shaadi he baad – Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Proposing Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta…

College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha “hamari mange”.Boys ne piche se kaha “SINDUR se bharo”.

Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .
Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn
Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->

Kiya ap close up kertay hain?
Kiay ap confidence say chaltay hein?
Kiya ap penality bharte hai? ”
Mobile” k bill say bhartay hain?
To SMs kiuon nahi kartay hein!

Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga,
ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde

Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya.
Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.

Neend Aayi Toh Khwaab Aaye,
Khwaab Aaye Toh Aap Aaye,
Issi Kash-Ma-Kash Mein Raat Guzar Gayi,
Na Neend Aayi, Na Aap Aaye…!

Boy: I luv u

Girl: na

Boy: think again

Girl: nahi

Boy: Waiter, bill alag-alag lana

Girl: haan-haan bola na I luv u….