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Kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai

Apki charcha har gali mein, Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein, Ye koi chamthkar nahin, Aapki khush-qismat hain, Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai

A true FRIEND…

A true friend irritates wen u say I M SAD, Laughs Wen u say I M SORRY, Smiles Wen u say I MISS U, n kicks Wen u say I M BUSY:-)

Doctor, I have a problem

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’ Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’ Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’ Sardarji : ‘What problem?’

Takiya lo or so jao

Duniya mein reh kar sapno me kho jao, Kisi ko apna banalo ya kisike ho jao, Agar kuch bhi nahi hota hai, To takiya lo or so jao.

Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen

Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say riju karien

21st Century Girls

Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”. But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”

Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta…

Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2 die? Husband: Mai itni dher shari khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Try dis…

Try dis think a no. b/w 1-9 Now add 5 to it Multiply by 2 Add 5 Sub 3 multiply by 5 add 8 Write the num on paper. Ab uska jahaz bana ke hawa main urao;)

Commerce ka student

Din mein chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, Ji na lage kahi. Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai? Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka Yehi haal hai…

Before and after marriage

Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me ? Boy: Of course! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: … Continue reading Before and after marriage