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admin — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 10:19:30 +0000

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..

1)Plzzz..Don’t Disturb I Want 2 Study!

2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

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3)Sir,I Hv A Question!

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Dosti SMS

admin — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 08:01:30 +0000

Dil ki galiyon mein koi gam naho,
Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho,
Bas yahi hai dua ki tum khush raho,
Kya pata hum “kal ho na ho”

‘Well,’ Granny snickered. ‘Let’s relive some old times.’

admin — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 10:23:21 +0000

‘Well,’ Granny snickered. ‘Let’s relive some old times.’
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
‘You know, honey,’ the little old lady breathlessly r eplied, ‘My nipples are as hot for you
today as they were fifty years ago.’
‘I wouldn’t be surprised,’ replied Gramps. ‘One’s in your coffee and the other is in your
oatmeal

Mothers Day SMS

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:00:26 +0000

Phulo se sundar hai meri maa,
Sab kuch hai meri maa mein,
Nahi kuch bhi zarurat mujhe,
Gum, dard de ya zahar pilla de,
Main us ko pujhti hoo,
woh hi meri ebadath hai…

Happy Friendship Day 2011

admin — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 10:40:32 +0000

Friendship is not about “I am sorry”, it is about “Kaminey, sab teri galti hai”..
It is not about “I am here for you”, it is about “Kahan hai saale”..
It is not about “I understand”, it is about “Sab teri wajah se hua manhoos”..
Happy Friendship Day 2011!!

Diwali SMS Collection in Hindi

admin — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 07:01:18 +0000

Khub meete meete pakwan khaye,
sehat me char chand lagaye,
log to sirf chand par gaye hai
aap us se bhi upar jaye,
Diwali par hamari yahi hai shubhkamnaye..

Sad Romantic SMS in Hindi

admin — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:00:36 +0000

Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega…

Rakhi made our relationship powerful

admin — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:39:56 +0000

Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

140 Character Diwali SMS

admin — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 07:01:31 +0000

Ish Tyohar Per Apko Hazaro Khusi Hasil Ho
Asatya Per Hamesha Satya Ki Jeet Ho
Chahe Aap Kahin Bhi Rahe
Hamesha Apno Ka Sath Ho…

SMS for your Lovers

admin — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 18:59:33 +0000

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart, know why?. Bcoz
you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

God gave you 2 legs 2 walk
2 hands 2 hold
2 ears 2 hear
2 eyes 2 see.
But why did he give U only 1 heart?
Bcoz he wants U to look 4 the other.