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Aamir Khan – Aamir Hussain Khan
Ajay Devgan – Vishal Devgan
Ajit – Hamid Ali Khan
Akshay Kumar – Rajiv Bhatia
Amitabh Bachchan – Amit Srivastav
Ashok Kumar – Kumud Ganguly
Bobby Deol – Vijay Singh Deol
Dev Anand – Devdutt Pishorimal Anand
Dharmendra – Dharam Singh Deol
Dilip Kumar – Yusuf Khan
Govinda – Govinda Arun Ahuja
Jeetendra – Ravi Kapoor
John Abraham – Farhan Abraham
Johnny Lever – Badruddin Qazi
Kamal Haasan- Alwarpettai Aandavar
Kumar Gaurav – Manoj Tulli
Lucky Ali – Maqsood Mehmood Ali
Madhubala – Mumtaz Jehan Begum Dehlavi
Mahima Chaudhry – Ritu Chaudhry
Mallika Sherawat – Reema Lamba
Manoj Kumar – Hare Krishna Goswami
Nana Patekar – Vishwanath Patekar
Raj Kumar – Kulbushan Pandit
Rajesh Khanna – Jatin Khanna
Rajnikant – Sivaji Rao Gaekwad
Rekha – Bhanurekha Ganesan
Salman Khan- Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan
Sanjeev Kumar – Haribhai Jarivala
Shammi Kapoor – Shamsher Raj Kapoor
Shashi Kapoor – Balbirraj Kapoor
Sunil Dutt – Balraj Dutt
Sunny Deol – Ajay Singh Deol
Tuntun : Uma Devi Khatri

Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar;
milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ;
hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar;
phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar.
………… ……… ……… ………
todne ke liye wada kiya nahi jata.
soch samajkar pyar kiya nahi jata.
yakin karo pyar ho ya dosti ,
agar dil se ki ho toh uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nahi jata
………… ……… ……… ………
Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar,
Hum to teri aakhon se pee lenge,
Tu mat aa lakin aane ka wada to kar,
Hum tere intjar mein jee lenge…
………… ……… ……… ………
SAPNO KI DUNIA SAJA RAKHI HAI,
MOHABAT KI JYOTI JALA RAKHI HAI,
MERE DIL KO AB KOI NHI BACHA SAKTA,
PATHAR DIL SE PYR KI UMEED JO LAGA RAKHI HAI.

Stri Aur Purush Ke Aansuo Me Yahi Antar Hai Ki Stri Ke
Aansu Farmaish Puri Hone Se Pahle Nikalte Hai Jabki
Purush Ke Aansu FARMAISH Puri Ho Jane Ke Baad…

Guddu Dusre Mitra Se- “Yaar, Meri Guddi Mera Bilkul Bhi Kaha Nahi Manti.
Jo Kahta Hun Uska Ulta Karti Hai.”
“Tab To Tum Nire Murkh Ho, Mai Apni Patni Ko Wah Kahta Hun Jo Mai Nahi Chahtaa Aur Wah Karti Wahi Hai
Jo Ki Mai Dil Se Chahta Hu.” Dusre Dost Ne Uttar Diya.

Guddu Abhi Office Se Aya Hi Tha Ki Guddi Us Par Roj Ki
Tarah Baras Padi. Guddu Chupchap Uski Bate Sunta
Raha. Kuchh Der Bad Guddi Shant Ho Gai.
Usne Guddu Se Kaha- “Aaj Maine Tumhe Roj Ki Apeksha Doguni Bate Sunai Tab Bhi Bahut Shant Ho?’
“Haa, Kyonki Mai Savaa Mahine Ke Liye OFFICE Ke
Kamse Bahar Ja Raha Hu.” Guddu Ne Bahut Hi Itminan Se Utar Diya.

Ek Din Guddu Ne Ladaai Karke Guddi Ne Kaha- “Mai Bahut Bevkuf Thi Jo Tumse Shadi Ki.”
“Chalo, Kisi Na Kisi Rup Me Apni Ek Sachchai To Kabul Ki.
” Guddu Ne Guddi Ki Taraf Dekhte Hue Kaha.

Rajnish Purohit

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi humari
koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi
is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal
koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

Zikr jab bhi aap Apno ka kiya karen…
Naam hamara bhi unme liya karen..
Tareef nahi to burayi hi sahi
par apne Alfazon mein jagah
hamein bhi diya karen

KAGAZ PE HUMNE ZINDAGI LIKH DI,
AANSUON SE SEENCH KAR HAR KHUSHI LIKH DI,
DARD KO JAB HUMNE UBHARA LAFZO PE,
LOGO NE KAHA WAH KYA GAZAL LIKH DI.

Aaj bahut yaad aa rahe ho tum..
Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho tum..
Na jaane kyun aisa lagta hai k saamne khade hokar…
Mujhe ab tak rula rahe ho tum.

Woh mil jaate hain humein ek kahani bankar..
Dil mein bas jaate hain ek nishaani bankar..
Jinhen hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein…
Kyun nikal jaate hain in aankhon se woh pani bankar

Pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega
bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega
na woh log honge na unkibaatein
yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart
know why?
guess wht it is
simply bcoz a sweet person like you,
is always close to my heart and far from my eyes

Koi hasae to has lete hai
dil me dard ho to ro lete hai
nind waise bhi kam aati hai
par sapno me tum aaoge
yeh soch ke so lete hai

Raat hogi to chand dikhai dega
khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega
mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna
ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega

Dhoka diya tha jab tumne muijhe
dil se me naraz thi
phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du
magar woh dil bhi tumhare pass tha

Dil ka zakhm zuban pe laya nahin kerte
hum apniaankhon se aanso bahaya nahin kerte
zakhm kitne gehre kyon na ho
hum apne hoton se muskurahat hataya nahin kerte …

Doctor- “Kya Baat Hai?’
Guddu- “Muje Kutte Ne Kat Liya Hai.”
Doctor- “Kya Tumhe Malum Nahi Hai Ki Mai 7 Baje KeBad Kisi Rogi Ko Nahi Dekhta?”
Guddu- “Ji, Malum Hai, Magar Yah Bat Kutte Ko Malum Nahi Thi.”

“Akhir T.V. Me Aisi Kya Khubi Hai, To Tum Hamesha Usi Se Chipke Rahate Ho?’
Guddi Ne Guddu Se Jara Jallakar Kaha.
Guddu Ne Jawab Diya- “Dabbu Ki Mammi,
Mai Jab Chahu T.V. Ka Munh To Band Kar Sakta Hu.”

Misses PINKI Apne Padosi Ke Yaha Bachcha Hone Par Unke Saat Saal Ke Bete CHINTU Se Boli- ‘Ab To Tumhare Yaha Naya Bebi Aa Gaya Hai?”
CHINTU Munh Bichkaakar Bola- “Aunti! Use Naya Kahti Hai? Are! Jab Wah Rota Hai To Lagta Hai Ki Kai Saalo Se Rona Sikh Raha Ho.”

Cinemahall Me Guddu Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Guddu Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Muje Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film Ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Ham Bhi Kaha Aap Ko Suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Baatchit Chal Rahi Hai.” Unme Se Guddi Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.

Rajnish Purohit

Ek Din CHINTU Ne Apne Dost Ko Bataya- “Meri Bivi PINKI Itni Dayalu Hai Ki Wah Bartan Dhone Wale Ko Pani Garm Karke Deti Hai. Dono Time Chay Aur Khana Bhi Deti Hai.”
“Kamaal Hai! Aaj Ki Mahilaye Itni Udaar Ho Sakti Hai, Par Tumhare Yaha Bartan Kaun Dhotaa Hai?” Mitra Ne Puchha.
“Mai.” CHINTU Ne Jawab Diya.

Ek Taange Ki Ghodi Jab Chalte-Chalte Ruk Jati, To Kochvaan CHINTU Utarakar Uske Saamane Gana Gata.
Gana Sunkar Ghodi Phir Se Chalne Lag Jaati Thi.
Aakhir Tang Aakar Taange Me Baithi Hui Savari Ne CHINTU Se Puchha- “Bhai, Ye Kya Kissa Hai? Tumhari Ghodi Gana Sunkar Aage Kyo Badhti Hai?”
CHINTU Ne Batayaa- “Babu Ji, Vastav Me Yah Baarat Ki Ghodi Hai……”

CHINTU Ne Apni Patni PINKI Se Puchha- “PINKI Darling Mere Rishtedaro Me Tum Kise Sabse Jyadaa Chahti Ho, Is Baat Ka Jawab Do.”
“Tumhari Saas Ji Ko.” Patni PINKI Ne Ek Pal Sochkar Jawab Diya.”

PINKI Ne Apni Padosin Ki Ladki Se Kaha- “Akhir Baat Kya Hai, Tum Muje Dekhte Ho Aankhe Kyo Churakar Bhag Jati Ho?”
“Juth Na Bolo PINKI Anti. Chori Karne Ki Meri Aadat Nahi Hai.” Chh Saal Ki Ladki Ne Kaha.

Ek Private Narsing Home Me Bharti Daulatamand CHINTU Ji Ne Khubsurat Nars PINKI Se Kaha- “Sister Mai Tumse Shadi Karna Chahtaa Hu.”
“Sorry! Apke Parivar Me “Sister” Se Shadi Karne Ka Rivaz Hai?” PINKI Ne Jawab Diya

Kisi Kaam Se Pados Ki Ek Vruddh Mahila PINKI Ke Ghar Aai ! Aupachariktaawash Unke Liye Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Sharbat Banakar Le Aai.
“Bahu, Mai Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Nahi Piungi.” Vruddh Mahila Ne Kaha.
“Is Par Paas Baithi PINKI Ki Chh Varshiy Putri Boli- “Isi Me Pi Lijiye. TUT Gaya To Mammi Kuchh Nahi Kahegi.”

Guddi (Apni Saheli Nirjaa Se)- “Maine Apne Pati Guddu Ko Unki Ashiqmijaji Par Bahut Kharikhoti Sunayi.”
Nirjaa- “Fir To Bechare Sharm Se Pani-Pani Ho Gaye Honge?”
Guddi- “Are Nahi, Ulte Kahne Lage Ki Tumhe Bhi Ameriki Rashtrpati Ki Patni Se Sabak Sikhna Chahiye.

Guddi (Guddu Se)- “Darling, Kal Ham Shadi Karne Ja Rahe Hai. Mai Tumse Kuchh Nahi Chhipana Chahti.
Apne Pichhale Prem Prasango Ke Bare Me Tumhe Sab Kuchh Bata Dena Chahti Hu.”
Guddu- “Tumne To 2 Saptah Pahle Hi Sab Kuchh Bata Diya Hai.”
Guddi- “Par Wah To 2 Saptah Pahle Ki Bat Hai. Is Bich To….”

Rajnish Purohit

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,
mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

-Sailee

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,
Uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

-Sailee

Deepawali ke subh awasar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.
Ish tihar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year
that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside