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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,

Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri manger bani,

Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga
jab maine
mandir main

1 ladki ko cigratte peete hue dekha…

Ghooor kalyug…..

Aap believe nahin karenge….. …

Mere haath se toh

Daaru ki Bottle gir gayee….

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

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Usse Main Bhool Jaana Chahti Hoon
Suno ! Main Muskurana Chahti Hoon
Dukhi Rehne Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai
Mager Ab Gungunana chahti Hoon

Purane Sab Taluq Toor Ker Ab
Nayi Duniya Basana Chahti Hoon
Woh Nazmen Paaon Se Lipti Hain Lakin
Main Un se Jaan Churana Chahti Hoon

Woh Sab Tohfe Woh sookhe Phool Saare
Main Ab Un Ko Jalana Chahti Hoon
Main Utna Pass Aati Hoon Tumhare
Main Jitna Door Jaana Chahti Hoon

Mere Hamdam Haqeeqat Hai Yeh Meri
Main Tere Pass Aana Chahti Hoon
Ubharne Ki Koi Khawhish Nahi Hai
Ke Ab Main Doob Jaana Chahti Hoon

rulana har kisiko ata hai,
hasana kisi ko ata hai,
rulake jo mana le wo sachcha yaar hai,
aur jo rula ke khud roye wo hi sachcha pyar hai.

Enjoy …………….

Next year all the holidays are on Friday and Monday J
Holiday list 2009
S.No Date Day Occasion
1 26-Jan-09 Monday Republic Day
2 27-Mar-09 Friday Gudi Padwa
3 01-May-09 Friday May Day
4 14-Aug-09 Friday Janamashtami
5 21-Sep-09 Monday Ramzan
6 28-Sep-09 Monday Vijaya Dashami
7 02-Oct-09 Friday Gandhi Jayanthi
8 19-Oct-09 Monday Naraka Chaturdashi/ Deepavali
9 25-Dec-09 Friday Christmas

Dil Dil Se Juda Nahi Hote
Yuhi Kisi Par Fida Nahi Hote
Pyar Se Bada To Dosti Ka Rishta Hai
Kyoki Dost Kabhi Bewafa Nahi Hote…

KOI hai jo dua karta hai,
Apno me mujhe bhi gina karta he
bahut khushnasib samjhte he khud ko hum
door rah ke bhi koai yaad kia karta hai..

Hasraton Se Hum Aapki Rah Saja Denge
Sapno Ki Daulat Hum Aap par Luta Denge,
Koi Phool Nahin Aaj Daman Me Lekin,
Apke Ane Par Hum Palke Bicha Denge

Baat aisi ho ke jajbat kam na ho
khayalat aise ho ke kabhi gam na ho
dil ke koney mein itni jagah rakhna ke
khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho….

Intezar rehta hai har sham tera
Raate katti hain lelekar naam tera
Muddat se baithe hain ye aas pale
Ki aaj ayega koi paigam tera…

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Tamanna hai ki unko najdik se dekhein
Najdik ho to nazar uthayi nahi jaati..
Ye ishq ki aag hi aisi hai
Lag jaati hai lagayi nahi jaati…

Hum nibhayenge ye rishta marte dum tak
hasayenge tumko khushi se gam tak
aey yaar kabhi humse naraz na hona
sath rehana hamare akhari dum tak.

Zindagi main kabhi pyar mat karna
ho gaya to inkar mat karna
nibha sako to chalna ussi rah par
varna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna*

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitna Chillar bachayega …..

PECHLAY BARAS THA KHOOF TUJHAY KHO NA DOON KAHEN,
AAB KA BARAS DUAA HA TERA SAMNA NA HOO

Aa kar kaha Qasid ne k aaj shab woh aa rahey hain,,
Hum ne Charagha kya aur Sara Ghar tak Jala Diya
Hum Doa Dete Rahey Woh Daga Samajhte Rahe,,
Aik Nuktey ne hamein Mehram Se Mujrim Bana Diya

Sunehri dhop barsat key bad, thori si hansi har baat key bad,Mubarak
ho apko 2009,2008 key bad.

Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue
pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair se nikaltay hue khoon par baithe
hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam…….. I miss you