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Wanna see magic???????
scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!
POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway … Take my blessings…
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!

Whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly” whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly” and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says “day..arodum paraylle ente ponne”..

wanna see the marvallous tourist spot in kerala “munnnar” .. .. .. … .. .. .. 666 ENNI NOKKIKKE COREECT ALLE NNU ..

Sonia was plan’g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel’d the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day “Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI

Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor. Kar’n said,”Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam. Hear’g this Soopi said,”Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani.

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu wife-ini varumo hus-namukku nokkam wife- wannallo hus- thanks to K S E B

nee illathe enikku onnumilla innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu nee evide ondayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru um .oru umm .oru umma .oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu…

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI….

>> >> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu……….. Kannuthurannal neeyanu………. Kannin munnil neeyanu……… Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu…….. … ..”Pandaram E KOTHUKU”

Malayalam SMS Jokes

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam

Budhiyilla,bodhamilla,soundaryamilla,
Nanamilla,alakkilla,kulikkilla,pallu theykilla,Ennalum i like U…Y?
Dats the magic of our relation.

Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal…
Choodulla Nishwasangal…..
Virayarnna shariram…
Thuduatha Chundukal….
Hoooo…..
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo… Wait.. “1″ Kando?? Santhoshamayo??? Nale ‘Randu” kanikkam…

Malayalam SMS Jokes

Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa… butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake… water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi
aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju
oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti
appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu…MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE..

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niyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo

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sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car ill oru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment

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Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu
first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU

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NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu

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Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE.

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Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan”.(GRABBER )” kerala music grabber

Malayalam SMS – Part 1

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo… Wait.. “1″ Kando?? Santhoshamayo??? Nale ‘Randu” kanikkam…

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Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal…
Choodulla Nishwasangal…..
Virayarnna shariram…
Thuduatha Chundukal….
Hoooo…..
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

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Budhiyilla,bodhamilla,soundaryamilla,
Nanamilla,alakkilla,kulikkilla,pallu theykilla,Ennalum i like U…Y?
Dats the magic of our relation

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u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam

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Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

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green-arrow-right.gif green-arrow-right.gif green-arrow-right.gif> >>kannadachal neeyanu……….. Kannuthurannal neeyanu………. Kannin munnil neeyanu……… Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu…….. … ..”Pandaram E KOTHUKU”

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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI….

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nee illathe enikku onnumilla innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu nee evide ondayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru um .oru umm .oru umma .oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu…

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wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu wife-ini varumo hus-namukku nokkam wife- wannallo hus- thanks to K S E B

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wanna see the marvallous tourist spot in kerala “munnnar” .. .. .. … .. .. .. 666 ENNI NOKKIKKE COREECT ALLE NNU .

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whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly” whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly” and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says “day..arodum paraylle ente ponne”..

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GIRL : I AM LIKE A RADIO, MY LEFT NEEPLE IS VOLUME & RIGHT NIPPLE IS TUNER. BOY : TURNS BOTH BUT THERE IS NO SOUND. GIRL SAYS, MANDA BUDDI..ADIYAM PLUG KUTTU

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Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
*
**
***
****
wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway … Take my blessings…
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!

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scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!
POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

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Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli……
train etra ennam undennariyamo….?
Onnu thala vechu kooode…106.gif106.gif106.gif

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Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende……
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..

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Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

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5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH

Malayalam SMS – Part 2

iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo..

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Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa… butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake… water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ni illathe enikku onnumilla
innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu
ni evide ondayirunnenkil
ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku
oru um
.oru umm
.oru umma
.oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu….

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Hitler chathu poyi,Saddam pidikkapettu,Ladante vivaram onnum illa…………….ninnee kananumilla…bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu!!!!!!!!

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Sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busy
if u r not working
if u r not tired if u r not lazy
plese answer me
AYYAPPANTE AMMA
ETRA
NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..

Malayalam SMS

Every second god remembers you.
Every minute god blesses you.
Every hour god cares for you.
Bcoz every day i pray to him..

” Daivame Budhiyillathe kocha.. kaathollanee.. “

Malayalam SMS : Samshayamillla Chickun Guniya thanneey

Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal…
Choodulla Nishwasangal…..
Virayarnna shariram…
Thuduatha Chundukal….
Hoooo…..
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!

Todays G.K Question :

Which liquid becomes solid on heating?

Think B4 u look 4 the ans

Dhosa maavu & idly maavu
u definitly hav 2 improve ur gk..

Malayalam SMS

Budhiyilla, bodhamilla, soundaryamilla, Nanamilla, alakkilla, kulikkilla, pallu theykilla, Ennalum i like U…Y?
Dats the magic of our relation

Funny Malayalam SMS Jokes

Life is difficult
Full of troubles, sorrows, pains….
But if U fall down
Just stand up straight
Be confident & say
“Aaarum Kandilla”