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Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal
Holi Ka Chanda Mobile
Se Le Rahe Hain.
to Aap Se Anurodh Hai,
Ki Turant Is No. Par 501 Ka balance Dalwa De
Happy Holi
Holi SMS, Funny SMS

Dear Marie, Today is Goodday, U have Krack’Jacked my little heart. Now i m in 50-50 position. Plz don’t play hide n seek.
Yours Tiger
Funny Love letter sms

Aapki Zindagi mein kabhi koi gam na hoAapki Aankhe kabhi nam na hoAapko mile Zindagi ki har khushiBhalehi uss khushi mein hum na ho.
 
Sad SMS, Hindi Love SMS, Hindi Romantic SMS

Shubham karoti kalyanam,
arogram dhana sampada,
shatru buddhi vinashay, deepamjyoti namostute
 
Wishing u n yr family very HAPPY DIWALI
 
Happy Diwali SMS msg

A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife
Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Wife said:
He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,
need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So [...]

Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tum dosri shadi karogi?
Girl: nai me apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi
Girl: agar me mar gayi to?
Boy: Me bhi tumari BEHAN ke sath rehlonga

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali
Happy Deepawali sms, Happy Diwali 2009 SMS

do u knw d meanin of HAPPY?    ?    ?    ?    ?    ?    ?    H–humne    A–apko    P–pal    P–pal    Y–yaad kiya!!!    to aap bhi hame happy kar liya karo..

wo yaaroon ki mehfil, wo muskurate pal, dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal. Kabhi zindagi guzarti thi hasne hasane me, aaj waqt gujarata hai kagaz ke tukde kamane me.
 
Orkut scraps and True SMS

Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne  don…….Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke  liye koi machine eejad ho jaye….
 
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