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Punjabi Shayari

Now this is a story about Manjeet,
Who lived on New York’s 42nd Street.

A hard-core desi with a desi desire,
His kacha was always in a raging fire

To control his heat he looked for a Kaur
and started by knocking on his neighbor’s door.

His neighbor was of Jamaican descent,
Six feet tall with a Brooklyn accent.

Her name was Tyson.
She looked like a Bison,

But that didn’t matter.
Cos our veer was fatter!

Jeeta was desperate, he had little choice.
So he started his chat-up in a deep hefty voice;

“Meri Jindagy, Meri Pyari,
Meri Heer, Meri Kali!”

She listened to his lines then gave him the crux;
“I’ll go out with you if you give me ten bucks!”

He put on his Brylcream and they started to date.
Jeeta was in love; thanks to his fate

But Aunty Bachni was on the prowl,
She’d smelt the perfume, it was foul!

Her senses were tingling, something was up.
So she checked out our bro, she wanted the gup!

She found him quickly in his pagri laal,
Then gave a shriek; “OH KALI DE NAAL!”

“Nee mare marrghay!” Aunty Bachno raises the alarm;
“Jeeta’s down town with a Kali in his arm!”

“There’s only one way to stop his blunder,
I’ll call his mother in district Jallundar!”

When mummy heard the news she threw a frenzy!
“Main audhay tukaray karkay rakh dhongy!”

She picked up her shawl and headed for Amerika,
To eliminate the girlfriend and bring back Jeeta!

As soon as she landed she grabbed his ear,
“Stick to Punjabis!, Maine tenoo kinee wari kayha!?”

Kala Kaloota Sara Tabar Loota!
Why didn’t you come to me? I know many Punjabis!

“OK mummy ji, just find me a voti
Who’ll make me saag and mukhi dee roti!”

“My kali friend was a bad move,
She doesn’t even like the Bhangra groove!”

“Serves you right! I’ve told you many times,
Marry a Punjabi, one of your own kind!”

“I’ll find you a kuree in England my son,
I hear there are plenty in Bolverhampton!”

“Mum, get the jelebis and lead the way!
Punjabi girls…here I come, Ballay oh Ballay!”

Yaad – Punjabi Shayari

yaad tainu mein kardi aw,
honke , mein pardi aww!

dil di dharkan tej ho jadi aw
ki lagda hai tu mera
kue yaad tainu mein inj kardi aw.

naa tera soo war likh ke
khud he mitta mein deni aw.

dil hi dil khush hoke,
apne kolo hi kue sharma mein jadi aw,

zindagi inj meri palat gayi
soch ke gabara mein jadi aw.

aaj kue yaad meh tainu inj kardi aw
kue honke inj mein pardi aw??

PUNJABI SMS

1) Tere dil diyan mitra tu jane, Sade dil vich tan yari teri hai, Tu jadon tak sada dost raven,Sanu unni umar batheri hai !

2) “Dastak dil te mere yaar kobul hove, khushian naal paroya haar kabul hove saadi nahi aukaat koi tohfa devan di, de sakda haan bas eh PYAAR je kabul hove.”

3) Sanu aj pata lagga vichoda hunda ki,sadde dil naal khed ohda bhar gaya jee,kahnu paya si pyar je nibauna ni si aunda,tere pyar ne sikhaya,sanu rona ni si aunda.

4) Tenu bhullna ta ainna mushkil nahi, par jhalle dil da ilaaz ki kariye…!
Je jaan lai ke hi tusi khush hona, ta ainni gall utte tohanu naraaz ki kariye…!

5) Tussi hasde ho sanu hasaun vaste, tussi ronde ho sanu rulaun vaste, tussi ik vaar rus ke tan vekho, assin mar javange thonu manaun vaste.

6) Aa prem ni ramat pan kamal che,Har hoy k jeet1sarkhi dhamal che,nirala aana niyam,nirali aani chal che,harela to harela ema jitela pan behal

7) Jis din meet layian main akhan, saawan shayad kai akhiyan vicho barasange. Jo kehande ne bahut bolda si ”VIKASH”, ohi yaar meri awaaz sunan lai tarasange.

8) Dil vich dera la ke beh gayi aaj phir yad purani, Dil bhr aya mudaat magro menu yaad aayi mar jani,Das naina vìcho kisnu kadha,Tasveer ohdi ja hanjhua da pani.

9) Dil 20, 13, 80, 20, tere…

Confused ???

Read the above numbers in punjabi.

10) Tenu yaad na kara ta bewafa akhi, tu bulavein te na awan ta bewafa akhi, mainu maran lai talwar di lod nahi, bas 1 war nazar fer lai j na mr jawa ta bewafa akhi.

Punjabi Shayari

1) Barsaat vich asi paani banke wagg jana, patjhad vich asi pta banke chad jana,ki hoya je aj asi tenu tang karde haan,ik din asi tenu dase bina hi tur jana.

2) Main kehndi rahi ohnu apne dil diyan, par ohne khwaab pyar da buneya nahi..Main kiha ik vaar maaf karde, ohne tarla koi suneya nahi..Main kar dita sab kujh
ohde hawale, par ohne dil ton yaar chuneya nahi..Main keh ditta,”TERE BINA MAIN MAR CHALLIYA..”
Oh hass ke kehnda,”KEE KIHA ?? MAINU TA SUNEYA NAHI..!

3) Galat Jagah Te Laayi, Galti Sadi C,
Utto Kiti Laaparwahi, Galti Sadi C,
Ohda Ta Koi Saath Nibhaun Da Vaada Nahi C, Dil Ne Jhoothi Aas Lagai Galti Sadi C…

4) Kinna karde ha pyar tainu pata nahio hona.. Jad lagu pata yaara tu b baith baith rona..Asi saari jind tere laareya ch beetala ge,,Sada ki ae asi chan
taareya nal la la ge.

5) Anmol vachan:jehra khau afeem,ohi lau skeem.Jehra khau jarda 100 sal ni marda.Jehra peeu dodde,ohde ni jurde godde.Jehra khau gheo…..Sala svere hi marya
lo…

6) Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu, sanu chahe dukhan da pahad dedi, phire vich navi Maruti te dost sada, sanu bhaven Purani ikon Car dedi.

7) Ik dua di aas ch sari rat jaage, par koi tara ambro tutya na,Chura k nazr langh gye kolo di, ona hal v sada puchhya na.Badi mudat ton reejh c kujh aakhan di
par koi manya na koi rusya na, Asin dil te hath rakh takde rahe, ona da turda kadam koi rukya na.ona de bullaan te hase khid de rahe te sade nain’o pani sukya
na, ik milan di aas rahi dil vich te ise aas ch jiwan mukya na

8) Hundi yari v kaisi ajeeb loko,
anjanea nu le k aundi kareeb loko,
mile jina nu na asi kade hunde,
kee pata kadon ban jande ne o sade naseeb loko….

9) Dil de sab tut gye armaan ne,kar lyi galti dil nadan ne, moh lya sanu kise di muskan ne,dil da haal kisi nu ki dasiye… Jaan ban k jaan kad lyi sadi jaan
ne.

10) Thak gayian akhiyan mukdi na aas, langda na din naio langdi eh raat, tere didar nu tarsde asi kriye ardaas, rabba hun ta krade sadi ik mulakaat..

Punjabi Shayari

1) Jatt te kudi bench te baithe c ; Jat-Tuhada Naam? KUDI- Neena, te tuhada.. Jat- Main kameena.. Kudi-Lagde ta nahin. Jat- Thoda naal ho k baith pata lag
jau..,

2) Tight jean wali kudi nu pendu-bibi 500 daunga ek vaar jean la ke dubara pa ke dikha. Kudi-Rate theek la.Mainu pata e,ik vaar lahun de baad tu paun nahin
deni…

3) Ki hoya je lag gaye Usnu mehndi, aapan v sehra sajawange, saanu pata si o saade naseeb wich nahi,hun usdi chhoti bhain fasawange….

4) Tainu bhulna tan ainna aukha nahin, par jale dil da ilaaj ki kariye..! Je jaan le ke hi tusi khush hona, tan ainni gal utte tuhanu naraaz ki kariye..!

5) Zindagi vich fer kade mile je aapa, kite… vekh ke na nazra jhuka lavi, “TENU VEKHYA LAGDA YAAR KITE” bas ina keh ke jaffi pa lavi.

Husn – A Punjabi Shayer

Sohna sunakha te husn jawaan hove,
Pakki sadak te uchha makaan hove,
aa ghut ke jaffi paa layiye,
jehda pehla chadde oh baimaan hove!!

Yaari – Punjabi Shayari

1.Yaari la tu kise naal lakh vaar sajna,
par mere jeha pyaar kise naal paavi na,
zinda rahe ta lakh vaar milaange,
par je marr gaye ta dilo bhulaavi na!!

2.Okha lange waqt vichore da,
bin yaar sahara kon kare,
ek din hove ta oh lang jaave,
Saari umer guzara kon kare!!

Akh di maar – A Punjabi Shayer

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

Nazaraan ton gir gayi ki kariye – Punjabi Shayari

je unjh girdi te chuk lende..
nazaraan ton gir gayi ki kariye..
koi shaq nahi tu sohni hai..
na tera koi saahni hai..
kyun taash vaangraan
sab na de hathan vich ghumdi jaani hai
tere mehndi waale hathan vich
jind meri ghir gayee ki kariye..
je unjh girdi taan chuk lende..
nazraan ton gir gayi ki kariye…

Ishq Wich – Punjabi Shayari

Ishq wich hoyi bewfaai ta dekhi jayugi,
Je tu preet na nibhayi ta dekhi jayugi,
Main kise de kehan te peeni ni chadni,
je tu apni kasam paayi ta dekhi jayugi!!!