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Funny/flirting Boy-vs-Girl SMS : behan

Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tum dosri shadi karogi?
Girl: nai me apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi
Girl: agar me mar gayi to?
Boy: Me bhi tumari BEHAN ke sath rehlonga

Plz give me a kiss

Plz give me a kiss
shocked???????????????
daro mat?????
kiss means

k-koi
i- interesting
s- sms
s- send karo


Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748 Islamabad    Tricky-Question-SMS

This one is great i could stop myself from sharing it:

This one is great i could stop myself from sharing it:

A old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a beautiful woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”


Z@rGhOoN Kh@N
0322=3070748 Islamabad    Tricky-Question-SMS

What is d meaning of SMS ?

What is d meaning of SMS ?
Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness,
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending SMS.

There is a saying

There is a saying
“If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people”.
Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me!

Ab tak meri life

Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.

Naughty and Funny SMS : Cow and Bull

Teacher: why are you late?Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Tease SMS Messages: Which Rose

Red Rose: LoveYellow Rose: FriendshipWhite Rose: PeaceWhich Rose for you?Nima Rose: Tan ki Durgandh Door Kare, De Taazgi

Flirt SMS for your girlfriend: kiss SMS msg

Plz give me a kissshocked???????????????daro mat?????kiss means
k-koii- interestings- smss- send karo

Flirty Story joke: how much to bite your boobs

This one is great i could stop myself from sharing it:
A old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he seesa beautiful woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for0?”“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block […]