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		<title>Hindi Jokes SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 07:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Sardar Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Judge &#8211; You are crossing the limits. Lawyer &#8211; Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge &#8211; How dare you call me saala? Lawyer &#8211; My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?]]></description>
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<p>Judge &#8211; You are crossing the limits.<br />
Lawyer &#8211; Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?<br />
Judge &#8211; How dare you call me saala?<br />
Lawyer &#8211; My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?</p>
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		<title>Lifeâ€™s Little Instruction for the day..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good Morning SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Life&#8217;s Little Instruction for the day : Do not focus on how to spend less money.. instead, Focus on how to earn more money to spend.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Life&#8217;s Little Instruction<br />
for the day :</p>
<p>Do not focus on<br />
how to spend less money..</p>
<p>instead,</p>
<p>Focus on<br />
how to earn more<br />
money to spend.</p>
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		<title>Friendship is all about 3 things</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 06:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[april fool sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Send Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com Friendship is all about 3 things Send Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com Friendship is all about 3 things Friendship is all about 3 things Winning Losing n Sharing Winning your friends [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Send Free SMS</a></strong> / <a title="Lovely love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love SMS</a> / <a title="Latest Funny sms jokes messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny Jokes SMS</a> / <a title="Text messages collection" href="http://sms4smile.com/">Text messages</a> from SMS4Smile.com</p>
<p><a href="http://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/friendship-is-all-about-3-things.html">Friendship is all about 3 things</a></p>
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Friendship is all about 3 things<br />
Friendship is all about 3 things<br />
Winning<br />
Losing n<br />
Sharing<br />
Winning your friends heart,<br />
Losing your ego,<br />
and Sharing joys and sorrows.</p>
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		<title>A young man approached his family physician</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 10:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joke SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young man approached his family physician and said, &#8220;Doc, I&#8217;m afraid you&#8217;ll have to remove my wife&#8217;s tonsils one of these days.&#8221; &#8220;My good man,&#8221; replied the doctor, &#8220;I removed them six years ago. Did you ever hear of a woman having two sets of tonsils?&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; the husband retorted, &#8220;but you&#8217;ve heard of [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;My good man,&#8221; replied the doctor, &#8220;I removed them six years ago. Did you ever hear of a woman having two sets of tonsils?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Very Funny Hindi Friendship SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 08:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bahut udaas hai koi tere jaane se Ho sake to lout aa kisi bahane se Tu lakh khafa sahi par ek baar to dekh Kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Bahut udaas hai koi tere jaane se<br />
Ho sake to lout aa kisi bahane se<br />
Tu lakh khafa sahi par ek baar to dekh<br />
Kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se&#8230; <img src='http://www.mobilesms.co.in/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<link>http://www.mobilesms.co.in/560.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friendship SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everybody have his/her own circle of friends, some of them are true friends and some of them becomes the best friends for life. As the friendship grows we keep exchanging gifts, sending friendship / friend quotes, friendship / friends poem and always keep searching for a heart touching best friend quote or best friend poem [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everybody have his/her own circle of friends, some of them are true friends and some of them becomes the best friends for life. As the friendship grows we keep exchanging gifts, sending friendship / friend quotes, friendship / friends poem and always keep searching for a heart touching best friend quote or best friend poem [...]</p>
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		<title>Cute Hindi Dosti SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apani dosti phoolo ki tarah na ho jo ek bar khile aur phir murjha jaye balki kaato ki tarah ho jo ek bar chubhe to bar bar yaad aaye&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Apani dosti phoolo ki tarah na ho<br />
jo ek bar khile aur phir murjha jaye<br />
balki kaato ki tarah ho<br />
jo ek bar chubhe to bar bar yaad aaye&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Oye mere yaar dildar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oye mere yaar dildar mere honda city car mere guitar mere dil ki taar mere motiyoon ka haar mere roti ke achaar mere dil ka qarar chal aik sms to maar]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oye mere yaar dildar<br />
mere honda city car<br />
mere guitar<br />
mere dil ki taar<br />
mere motiyoon ka haar<br />
mere roti ke achaar<br />
mere dil ka qarar</p>
<p>chal aik sms to maar</p>
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		<title>Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. No similar SMS. No similar SMS.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain<br />
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai<br />
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain<br />
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. </p>
<p>No similar SMS.</p>
<p>No similar SMS.</p>
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		<title>Sometimes we let affection, go unspoken,</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes we let affection, go unspoken, Sometimes we let our love go unexpressed, Sometimes we can&#8217;t find words to tell our feelings, Especially towards those we love the best.]]></description>
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<div><span class="smsText"> Sometimes we let affection, go unspoken,</p>
<p>Sometimes we let our love go unexpressed,</p>
<p>Sometimes we can&#8217;t find words to tell our feelings,</p>
<p>Especially towards those we love the best. </span></div>
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