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Funny SMS: Mathematics

Let X= Y
2X= 2Y
so 2X- X= 2Y- Y
=> 2X- 2Y= X- Y
=> 2(X-Y)= X-Y
=> 2=1
Sala maths ka itihaas hila ke rakh dala. Bataa dena newton ko, uska baap aa gaya hai….
mathematics sms, funny sms

Funny SMS: Sher ka Puttar

Santa: Mujhse panga mat le, main SHER da puttar haan.
Banta: Yaar Santa ek baat bata, SHER ghar pe aaya tha ya aunty jungle gayi thi?

Urdu SMS Shayari

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
 
 

jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….
 
 

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

 

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
 
 

You r my sweet SONA
I don’t want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
 
 
 
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe…!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

Ek Sitam

Ek sitem hai jo piyar se mansoob kiya jata hai…

Iss rah ke musafir ko maghloob kiya jata hai …

Do chaar he dunya mei hum jese rahay hon ge …

Huq rah pe jinhein naist-o nabood kiya jata hai …

Rehta tha kabhi dil mei Muslim ke Kuda her dam…

Dunya ko mager deen per mehboob kiya jata hai …

Aalamgeer hai Islam or Allah – O Akber …

America ko mager super manzoor kiya jata hai…

Wehshat ho bari jiski to maano use dehshatgerd. ..

Muslim ko is ohhde pe kiun mamoor kiya jata hai …

Aalam pe huwa kerti thi Islam ki dehshat …

Ulta mager ab saraa dastoor kiya jata hai …

Collection of Urdu Love SMS

Haqiqaton k kareeb aane k baad,
Samjhe mohabbat ko Dil lagane k baad,
Mujhe apna nahi hai dukh uska hai!
K kon chahe ga itna usey mere jane k baad……?

Aankhon ko intazar ki aadat si ho gai,
Yun he Khayal-e-Yaar ki aadat si ho gai,
Aur doosra koi mily bhi to dil dil manta he nahi,
Humko tere pyaar ki aadat si ho gai.

Tumharay bin nahi rehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Hai tumse bas yehi kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Zaban to keh nahi sakti, Tumhain Ehsaas to hoga,
Meri aankhon ko parh lena, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Tumharay naam kardi hai, Ye puri Zindagi apni,
Bhalay he dukh paray sehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Humhain Ehsaas hai tumko bhi humse pyar hai lekin…
Ye meray saamnay kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai.

Mil k bhi na mil sake,
To juda ho kar kya alag ho payenge
Mana har khushi mil sakti hai humein,
Is zamane se par kye is khushi ko dil
se mehsus kar payenge……

Mein ne Tume Apni wafaon ki zanjeer se Azaad kya

Khudara!
Ye mat puchna k Mein ne khud ko
Tumhari qaid se Azaad kia ya nahi

Yaqeen Jano!
Mein un qediyon mein se hun
Jo khulay darwazay dekh kar bhi
Farar nahi hotey…!!

“Kash”
Sapnay Haqqiqat Hotay
Me har Sapnay Me Tujhe Dehka Kerta

“Kash”
Zindgi Me Har Dua Me Pori hoti
Me Har Dua Me Tujhay Manga Kerta

“Kash”
Zindgi Wafadar Hoti
Me Sari Zindgi Tera Sath Nibhata

“Kash”
Zindgi Me Lafz

“Kash”
Na Hota…..

Kaho,
Woh dasht kaisa tha?
Jidhar sub kuch luta aaye
Jidhar aankhain ganwa aaye

Kaha,
Sailab jaisa tha,
bohot chaha keh bach niklain
magar sub kuch baaha aaye

Kaho,
Woh hijer kaisa tha?
Kabhi choo ker usay dekha
To tum nay kia bhala paya

Kaha,
Bus aag Jaisa tha.

Suno!
Koi bhi Roug de dena
Koi bhi Naam de dena

Nahi Subah sohani to
Ghamo ki Shaam de dena

Magr itni Guzaarish he
Meri Taarik Raton se

Tum apni Chahton ki lo,
Kabhi Madham nhe krna

Faqat Ehsaan ye krna
Muhabbt km nhe krna.

Hum ko pyar itna do k had na rahe,
Magar aitbar b itna karna k shak na rahe,
Wafa itni karna k bewafai na ho,
Aur dua bus itni karna ka kabhi judai na ho..

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajhte hain,
Hum aap ko manzil samjhte hain,
Bara fark hy aap k or hamare nazarye me,
Aap hame Sapna or hum aap ko Apna samajhte hain.

Mohabbaton Main Shumar Kaisa?

Yaqeen Kaisa?
Guman Kaisa?
Urooj Kaisa?
Zawal Kaisa?
Sawal Kaisa?
Jawab Kaisa?

Mohabbatain To Mohabbatain Hain,
Mohabbaton Main Hisab Kaisa?

Collection of Urdu Friendship SMS

Tum Bin Jena Esa Hay
Zehr ko Pena Jesa Hay

Tum Se Bichar k Zinda Rehna
Hum Se Pocho kesa Hay

Mera Tum ko Takty Rehna
Chand ko Takny Jesa Hay

Tera Hans k Baaten krna
Khilty Pholon Jesa Hay

Badal Tery Piyar ka Humdum
Aj To Khul k Barsa Hay

Chand ki Nazren Jhuk Jati Hain
Tu DOST Mera EsA he !!!

No

I Am Not Decent
I Am Not Good

I Am Stupid
I Am Mental
I Am Idiot

Aisa Q sochte ho Tum?

Tum jese bhe ho Mere Dost ho.. Got it 😉

Dost ka pyar kisi dua se kam nhi hota
Wo chahe dor bhi ho to gham nhi hota
Pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati hy
Pr “DOSTI” mein pyar kbi kam nhi hota.

Ham jo tum se mile hain koi ittefaq thori hai
Mil k tum ko chor den koi mazaq thori hai
Agr hoti tum se DOSTI ik had tak to chor dete
Pr hamari tumse DOSTI ka,koi hisaab thori hai
Ab tum dhoondo gay is sms ka jawab
Par “My FRIEND” is sms ka, koi jawab thori hai.

Achy Dost ki 3 Nishanian:
1. Ain time pe apna kamina pan dikha dega.
2. Kameny ko kaam kaho gy to foran kahy ga HO JAYE GA, per 1 din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.
3. Bachiyon ko Poetry or humain Islami msg kary ga.

Din beet jate hain suhani yadin bankar
Batin reh jati hai kahani bankar
Pr dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge
Kabi muskan to kabi Aakhon ka pani ban kar.

Ap jesa dost har ek ka khuwab hota ha
jinka ek alag andaz hota ha
yun to aasman mey taron ka koi hisab nhi
pr ap jasa dost taron ma bhi aftab hota ha.

Hum dosti ka farz yohi nibhate rahen ge,
waqt be waqt aap ko satate rahen ge,
DUA karo umar yo lambi ho hamari,
warna yaad ban kar aap ko zindagi bhar rulate rahen ge.

Kehte hein her baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati,
Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati,
Par dost to dil ka Aaina hota hai,
Aur Aainay se soorat chupaayi nahi jati…

Urdu Shayari

Agar Naseeb ko na hota dard ka pehchan,

Jaazib tabassum ka mehfil hota Apna jaha,

Shikwah na karta koi is Benaam zindagi se,

Dil ka naataa hota kisi maahjabeen se,

Maayoos na ho koi muqaddar apni tanhai se,

Hayaa nahi hai humhe apni Badnami se,

khafaa na ho koi zeenat is taalib ko dek kar,

yaaraanah na hota kaazib Ghazalo se………….

Saas Bahoo ka rishta – urdu Shayari

Mughay tumharay aanay ke jalde the
Aur tumhain janay kee
Bas isse jaldbaze main hum dono
Bhol bathay apna kuch saman dono
Yahan tum
Maray badan par apnay Lams ke kirnain,
Nazar kay Teer aur yadon ke shama
Jalti chor aae ho
Ye dakho
Maray lehaf main bikhray chand nem garm khoob-ru lamhay,
Takyeya say liptay nozaeda khushbu kay taza Khawanchay
Aur pasay-pardah maray daman say latke huey
Apni chahakte hanse chor aae ho
wahan main
tumharay pass Chnd
rangen sunahre tute huey sansain,
Kuch bikhray huay khawabon ke pur lutf taaberain
Aur
Khwahishon kay jhulay main jhulta huya
Nanha sa masom dil chor aya hon
Dakho
Ab naey mosm main tum yaad rakhna
Apni amanatain leay hum phir milain gay
To tum
Jaldi aana
Magar
Jaldi main na aana….!

Urdu Shayari

Pher aya mausam tanhai ka
Kya karoun ishe akela paan ka
Dound thi houn apna aap koh, kissi khi ankhoens meh
Afsos meri doste bassi hain unes ankhoens meh
Ek paal keh liya soche thi houn, kaisa hota agar voh mujse pyar kare tha
Yeh na ho zindagi guzar jaya soche teh soche teh
Unki khushi meh majood ho kare, gaah keh , thora sa muskra keh
Apna dil koh taam leh thi houn
Pher aya mausam tanhai ka………..

Urdu Shayari

Pher aya mausam tanhai ka
Kya karoun ishe akela paan ka
Dound thi houn apna aap koh, kissi khi ankhoens meh
Afsos meri doste bassi hain unes ankhoens meh
Ek paal keh liya soche thi houn, kaisa hota agar voh mujse pyar kare tha
Yeh na ho zindagi guzar jaya soche teh soche teh
Unki khushi meh majood ho kare, gaah keh , thora sa muskra keh
Apna dil koh taam leh thi houn
Pher aya mausam tanhai ka………..