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Hi,
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Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?

Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon

Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female

Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se

Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.

One Comment

  1. shashank on the 31. Dec, 2009 remarked #

    Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
    Mom: Haan.
    Daughter: Oh my chut! To kya mera bap mere gand se niklega?

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