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My dear friends,
Here there are something comedy shyris for u.

AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
VARNA ANDER HI THI;

AAP KO DEKH KE AISA LAGTA HAI,
AAP KO DEKH KE AISA LAGTA HAI,
KI GALATI TO BHAGVAN SE BHI HOTI HAI;

DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
ISLIYE PAS HI NAHI GAYA;

KHUD KO KAR BULAND ITANA,
KI JA KE HIMALAYA KI CHOTI PE CHAD BETHE,
AUR KHUDA AKE TUJSE POOCHHE,
ABE GADHE, AB NICHE KAISE UTAREGA;

TERI JEEL SI NILI ANKHO ME KHO JANE KO DIL
KARTA HAI,
TERI JEEL SI NILI ANKHO ME KHO JANE KO DIL
KARTA HAI,
PAR KYA KARE YE KAMBAKHT CHASHMA JO
BICH ME ATA HAI;

GULAB GULAB KYA KARTE HO,
GULAB GULAB KYA KARTE HO,
MOGRA MOGRA KARO;

MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
PAR TUNE MERE DIL KO BUJA DIYA AGARBATTI
SAMAJKAR.

Wishing u a very happy day,
yours friend,
Sunil

Click to read –> Why women starts with W

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Click to read –> Why women starts with WSend Free SMS to Pakistan / Love SMS / Good Morning SMS / Funny SMS Jokes / Free SMS Jokes from SMS4Smile.com
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Click to read –> A mother is the truest friend we have

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A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who [...]

Kal kya hoga kisko khabar
Us chinta me “aaj” na ganwayenge

Kal aap humare ho na ho
Aaj to aapke saath bitayenge

Chand meethi yaade sametkar
Unke sahare umr gujaar denge…

Jo achahi mere Hotose nikle
Use dil ki baat samajna
Jab burahi nikle
Meri jaan use galati samjna

Click to read –> Heart is mobile and u r sim

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GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a [...]

Click to read –> Love is reason to live or leave life

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Love is so strange..
sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!!
and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..??

Teri nazar ko fursat na mili sachai ki,
Warna mera marz itna la ilaj na tha,
Hmne waha b mohabat ki,
Jis shehar may mohabat ka riwaj na tha!
Kisi se bewafai itni bhi na karo ki unhe pyar par naaz karne ka mauqa bhi na mile,
Kisi ka dil itna bhi na todo ki fariyaad karne ka ek tukda [...]

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
…………………………………………….
Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.
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If 10 people care 4 u, [...]

Love is like pi — natural, irrational,
And very important….
(Lisa Hoffman.)
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People love others not for who they are,
But for how they make them feel….
(Irwin Federman.)
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Love makes the wildest spirit tame,
And the tamest spirit wild….
(Alexis Delp.)

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You can give without loving,
But you cannot love without giving….
(Amy Carmichael.)
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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt [...]