Ek hi gear dete hai

Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

Meine chaha hai tumhein had se badh kar

Meri deewangi ko galat na samjhna Meine chaha hai tumhein had se badh kar Meri zindagi se kabhi door na jana Meine paya hai tumhein hathoun ki lakeero se lar kar

bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah

Bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah, seene se lagalo aanchal ki tarah, gham ke raste pe na chodna akele, warna tut jaynge payal ki tarah.

one thing to be remembered in life

One thing to be remembered in life…. Keep things in heart which hurts other…. But never try to hurt someone by keep in your heart…!!

Dil torna humari adat nahi

Dil torna humari adat nahi, Dil kisi ka hum dukhatey nahi, Bharosa rekhna meri wafao pe, Dil mein basa ke hum kisi ko, Bhulatey nahi.

Aap ka har baat hame yaad aata hai

Aap ke khushboo hame mehak deta hai, Aap ka har baat hame yaad aata hai, Sanse to bahut der lagati hai aane jaane mein, Har sans ke phele apki yaad aati hai.

Kisi ka dil nahi todna

Bin badal barsath nahi hoti, Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti, Issi liye yaar kisika dil nahi todna, Kyo ki dil tutne ki kabi awaz nahi hoti..

Two cops in a car patrol

Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”

A lady delivered twins

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows.

Baal curly hote hain

Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain. – – – socho! – – – Aur socho – – – Are DIRTY mind – – – wo jagha hai. – – – AFRICA